Reminder: Niki lives in depressed, abject squalor while her sister lives in pampered, cozy comfort.

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The hovel kitchen looks like the infirmary from Oz.

Except without an attractive broad on it

 

[LongIslandchomper]

There's an episode of OnA where Lady Di talked about her apartment, and how her roommate Bill would sit alone at the kitchen table everyday, drinking himself blind.

I remember thinking what an utterly soul crushing existence it must be to live like that. This is exactly how I pictured that kitchen.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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There's an episode of OnA where Lady Di talked about her apartment, and how her roommate Bill would sit alone at the kitchen table everyday, drinking himself blind.

I remember thinking what an utterly soul crushing existence it must be to live like that. This is exactly how I pictured that kitchen.

Honestly, having seen the video of Lady Di's place it looked a lot like this. More disheveled but similarly appointed.

Lady Di was also more educated than Fat. More pleasant and funny as well.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I still love how his giant fridge doesn't line up flush with his wall and WORSE it overhangs it. Then you see that stupid microwave on top of the 8 foot fridge. He literally doesn't plan or measure for shit the fat lazy fuck.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I hope that fridge isn't plugged into an outlet with faulty wiring, Rick, we know you don't bother fixing those.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The kitchen on the left belongs to Niki's cute redhead sister. But do go on telling yourself you chose a dream boat and great provider, Niki.

Nothing screams class like laminate cabinets. I’d swear if Martin didn’t show us the deed that this was a rental and their landlord was fine with collecting Rube coin and not updating shit. Can’t imagine the wiring in that shit hole. Probably has Cable lines ran through Drilled holes in the walls and floors.

Luckily when I built my house I had Cable and Ethernet wiring ran and done so in a way that if it got outdated I could easily pull it out and run new wires. All I did was run some pvc piping through the footers and put the cable down it. Recently updated the Coaxial to Cat 6. Unfortunately Spectrum nor Verizon is currently offering FTTP in St Tammany Parish so I’m stuck with Coaxial until someone wires for the 21st century up here. Assuming that will happen when the Parish finishes moving utility lines under ground and off poles.

I do like Toni’s natural grain lightly stained Maple cabinets. They look homey and we’ll crafted. Someone had the money to hire an actual cabinet maker.

 

[guest]

Their kitchens reflect their fertility status.

 

[Meownaw]

Nice kitchen out of Tarkovsky's stlaker, stupid.

 

[bovinebrain]

This actually makes me sad. I don’t know how anyone could even consider that a kitchen. Where are you supposed to put the cutting board to chop vegetables? Where are you supposed to leave dishes to dry?

I can’t even shit on Rick in this thread, that is genuinely the saddest and most depressing “kitchen” I’ve ever seen. And I agree, if I lived in that shithole, I’d be sitting at the table chugging whatever I could to make me forget everything.

It all makes sense now. He’s depressed because he lives in that psych ward, so he drinks himself to sleep every night which makes him irritable. And his cooking looks like shit because he literally doesn’t have anywhere to prepare a proper meal. I’m honestly impressed now with the photos of his cooking, considering that this is what he’s dealing with.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

This actually makes me sad. I don’t know how anyone could even consider that a kitchen. Where are you supposed to put the cutting board to chop vegetables? Where are you supposed to leave dishes to dry?

I can’t even shit on Rick in this thread, that is genuinely the saddest and most depressing “kitchen” I’ve ever seen. And I agree, if I lived in that shithole, I’d be sitting at the table chugging whatever I could to make me forget everything.

It all makes sense now. He’s depressed because he lives in that psych ward, so he drinks himself to sleep every night which makes him irritable. And his cooking looks like shit because he literally doesn’t have anywhere to prepare a proper meal. I’m honestly impressed now with the photos of his cooking, considering that this is what he’s dealing with.

Pat lives in This Old Crack House.

Bob Vila and Norm couldn’t even rehab that shithole if they had help from both Property Brothers and Ty Pennington.

 

[guest]

The kitchen on the left belongs to Niki's cute redhead sister. But do go on telling yourself you chose a dream boat and great provider, Niki.

We got any pics of the redhead sister?

 

[guest]

We got any pics of the redhead sister?

 

[guest]

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Mmmhmm she'll do. Much obliged.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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There's an episode of OnA where Lady Di talked about her apartment, and how her roommate Bill would sit alone at the kitchen table everyday, drinking himself blind.

I remember thinking what an utterly soul crushing existence it must be to live like that. This is exactly how I pictured that kitchen.

This looks the kitchenette in an institution

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Pats house looks like a native Indian is going to hurl a sink through the window and escape to freedom

At least Chief was capable of picking up a broom once in a while.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I didn't know they filmed Chernobyl at Pat's house!

 

[guest]

Patrick’s house looks like every flophouse I rented in college

They were all better I'm sure.