Reminder: Jim Norton fell in love with a tranny escort

[LingerLonger]

It's entirely possible that Jimmy really was "in love" with his Nordic he/she, but knowing how he is, it just seems more plausible that it was all part of an elaborate humiliation ritual he was paying her for. The way he was carrying on about it and telling everyone in earshot that he/she was his "girlfriend" was just so creepy and weird. He couldn't possibly have thought he'd have been able to walk around in public with her and introduce her to people, could he?

He impromptu once did a routine on stage about Monster Rain. There was a comedy festival where they were doing improv or whatever and the topic was like "embarrassing stories" and Norton talked about playing Monster Rain as a kid to a packed crowd. And then he went on O&A the next day and told the story again because the listeners called in to ask if it was a true story. So Norton oversharing is something common in his life.

Norton told stories on the air of hookers urinating on him. His girlfriend using a strapon on him. Kids molesting him in Devil's Creek. Using dildos on hookers with his comedian friends. When he told Rogan and other shows he was taking PREP he said it like he was bragging about it. He definitely thinks that being a fag is normal. He is one of those aged hippie faggots that think that things like having children, going to church, playing sports, and drinking beer are like psychotic or dangerous activities. But taking PREP and engaging in sodomy with a male prostitute is totally normal and not degenerate at all. Norton is completely backwards.

 

[guest]

It's entirely possible that Jimmy really was "in love" with his Nordic he/she, but knowing how he is, it just seems more plausible that it was all part of an elaborate humiliation ritual he was paying her for. The way he was carrying on about it and telling everyone in earshot that he/she was his "girlfriend" was just so creepy and weird. He couldn't possibly have thought he'd have been able to walk around in public with her and introduce her to people, could he?

This analysis is as creepy as it is likely. He is a sad sack worm who craves attention. Remember the time he polished off almost half a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This analysis is as creepy as it is likely. He is a sad sack worm who craves attention. Remember the time he polished off almost half a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...

"Opie is a boring old biddy!"

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This analysis is as creepy as it is likely. He is a sad sack worm who craves attention. Remember the time he polished off almost half a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...

Of course there is the possibility that prostitute expert Jimmy got scammed. Jimmy sends him/her money, pays her to shack up with him for a while, then he/she starts telling Jimmy how much she loves him and etc. while bleeding him dry and giving her a place to stay while she escorts in NYC. JImmy is all aswoon, then finds out he's being conned, has faggy weepy breakdown. It's definitely plausible.

 

[guest]

Of course there is the possibility that prostitute expert Jimmy got scammed. Jimmy sends him/her money, pays her to shack up with him for a while, then he/she starts telling Jimmy how much she loves him and etc. while bleeding him dry and giving her a place to stay while she escorts in NYC. JImmy is all aswoon, then finds out he's being conned, has faggy weepy breakdown. It's definitely plausible.

It boggles the mind how anyone could be this easily taken in at his age. This isn’t some teenage kid having a crush on his favorite waitress or something. This is borderline mental illness.

Oh, Kelsey. What did you do to our little Jimmykins.

 

[LingerLonger]

It boggles the mind how anyone could be this easily taken in at his age. This isn’t some teenage kid having a crush on his favorite waitress or something. This is borderline mental illness.

Oh, Kelsey. What did you do to our little Jimmykins.

Hookers and escorts are often professional scam artists. Stealing wallets, setting people up for robbery, drugging someone. A few business execs and CEOs have been murdered by escorts or just left for dead after a drug overdose. A popular way is to meet the client at a hotel, wait until the client is not paying attention and text the hotel room number to your pimp, then have your pimp or friends show up and rob the guy at gunpoint. Happens in Vegas often. Or drug someone at a club and use their credit card when they are blacked out and rack up tons of charges.

Pretty much the entire camwhore/twitch industry is centered around duping idiot men into draining their bank accounts for strange women. Or in the case of Norton very strange men. So someone stupid enough to send $100K plus to a random viking whore on the internet will be naive enough to fall for other stuff. And Jimmy always took high risks with hookers. Some of his stories in the past are him going into ghettos for black hookers, cruising in dangerous areas, calling hookers that do not match the image on their profiles, and so on. Norton and his friends also got pulled over in Brazil and were harassed by police who knew what they were up to.

I would honestly not doubt it if Norton has been robbed or assaulted during an escort call gone wrong. But just kept the story secret.

 

[guest]

Hookers and escorts are often professional scam artists. Stealing wallets, setting people up for robbery, drugging someone. A few business execs and CEOs have been murdered by escorts or just left for dead after a drug overdose. A popular way is to meet the client at a hotel, wait until the client is not paying attention and text the hotel room number to your pimp, then have your pimp or friends show up and rob the guy at gunpoint. Happens in Vegas often. Or drug someone at a club and use their credit card when they are blacked out and rack up tons of charges.

Pretty much the entire camwhore/twitch industry is centered around duping idiot men into draining their bank accounts for strange women. Or in the case of Norton very strange men. So someone stupid enough to send $100K plus to a random viking whore on the internet will be naive enough to fall for other stuff. And Jimmy always took high risks with hookers. Some of his stories in the past are him going into ghettos for black hookers, cruising in dangerous areas, calling hookers that do not match the image on their profiles, and so on. Norton and his friends also got pulled over in Brazil and were harassed by police who knew what they were up to.

I would honestly not doubt it if Norton has been robbed or assaulted during an escort call gone wrong. But just kept the story secret.

I’m not going to ask how you know all of this or how many Johns you’ve accidentally murdered while lifting their debit cards but much thanks for the public service announcement.

 

[Zeroman]

This analysis is as creepy as it is likely. He is a sad sack worm who craves attention. Remember the time he polished off almost half a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? He was more animal than man...

When did he say that he polished off half a case of Mike’s? As in, how old was he? Before rehab? As an adult?

 

[guest]

When did he say that he polished off half a case of Mike’s? As in, how old was he? Before rehab? As an adult?

I was just being sarcastic, brothaman.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

It boggles the mind how anyone could be this easily taken in at his age. This isn’t some teenage kid having a crush on his favorite waitress or something. This is borderline mental illness.

Oh, Kelsey. What did you do to our little Jimmykins.

Um you don't remember when Jimmy was stalking his favorite waitress? This is not a person with normal sensibilities. It's Jim Norton.

He thinks it's normal for kids to suck each other's dicks and pee in each other's mouths

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Can you blame the guy?

Yummy!

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