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I'm gonna reveal some of my own faggotry as a means of breaking down the whole Jim and Prince Allen situation, because fuck Jim Norton he deserves to be embarrassed to the deepest extent.
Recap: Jim fell in love with a Tranny Camwhore by the name of Princess Alena who is a Nordic man with a giant Viking cock. Seriously, it's fucking huge. Allen is not even trying, flat chest, literally just a man with long hair in a dress. He is also not allowed to enter the US due to a felony or something and can't get a visa, so Jim would fly to Canada to spend time with it, usually on weekends. He also took PREP.
Jim was so enamored and convinced this hooker loved him that he boasted about how she was "the one" and that he was considering "popping the question". That's how fucking deluded he was, literally the loser who falls in love with a stripper, he actually thought this e-whore he was paying for sex was wife material. Goes to show what kind of a bag Carol is . . .
Anyway, I believe that Jim may have made an arrangement with Allen that if "she" stopped escorting and stuck to camwhoring he would marry her, Allen would have been motivated to use Jim to get a green card before divorcing him and taking half his shit. I'm sure of this based on the comments he made when they "broke up". Specifically he said "He caught her talking to someone she wasn't supposed to".
Here's the context for why I believe this. Every now and then I like to browse the local online escort listings to see what kind of animals are putting themselves out there. This is the part where you can scroll down and call me a faggot. With that out of the way, I've seen enough postings to get a feel for how they run their shop.
Escorts have a thing called "Fly me to you", where you book them for a period like a 72 hour weekend and pay for their flight and accommodations on top of their rate. In Jim and Allen's case, this would be some 4 star hotel in Canada. During these periods, the escorts will block out some time like 4 hours every day for themselves, even if you've booked a full 72 hours.
During a FMTY, the escorts will advertise themselves as being on tour, and essentially this time is meant for them to book appointments with other people in the local area and expand their client base. They probably fuck some of these dudes for like 2 hours when they're on "their own time". When Jim says "She was talking to someone she wasn't supposed to", he caught her booking additional clients. It's even possible that Allen already told Jim he had stopped escorting, which is why Jim was so infuriated when he found out otherwise.
So yeah, Jim fell in love with a tranny hooker, was willing to marry this thing, and had his little heart cucked and broken when he discovered she was just using him for his money.
Recap: Jim fell in love with a Tranny Camwhore by the name of Princess Alena who is a Nordic man with a giant Viking cock. Seriously, it's fucking huge. Allen is not even trying, flat chest, literally just a man with long hair in a dress. He is also not allowed to enter the US due to a felony or something and can't get a visa, so Jim would fly to Canada to spend time with it, usually on weekends. He also took PREP.
Jim was so enamored and convinced this hooker loved him that he boasted about how she was "the one" and that he was considering "popping the question". That's how fucking deluded he was, literally the loser who falls in love with a stripper, he actually thought this e-whore he was paying for sex was wife material. Goes to show what kind of a bag Carol is . . .
Anyway, I believe that Jim may have made an arrangement with Allen that if "she" stopped escorting and stuck to camwhoring he would marry her, Allen would have been motivated to use Jim to get a green card before divorcing him and taking half his shit. I'm sure of this based on the comments he made when they "broke up". Specifically he said "He caught her talking to someone she wasn't supposed to".
Here's the context for why I believe this. Every now and then I like to browse the local online escort listings to see what kind of animals are putting themselves out there. This is the part where you can scroll down and call me a faggot. With that out of the way, I've seen enough postings to get a feel for how they run their shop.
Escorts have a thing called "Fly me to you", where you book them for a period like a 72 hour weekend and pay for their flight and accommodations on top of their rate. In Jim and Allen's case, this would be some 4 star hotel in Canada. During these periods, the escorts will block out some time like 4 hours every day for themselves, even if you've booked a full 72 hours.
During a FMTY, the escorts will advertise themselves as being on tour, and essentially this time is meant for them to book appointments with other people in the local area and expand their client base. They probably fuck some of these dudes for like 2 hours when they're on "their own time". When Jim says "She was talking to someone she wasn't supposed to", he caught her booking additional clients. It's even possible that Allen already told Jim he had stopped escorting, which is why Jim was so infuriated when he found out otherwise.
So yeah, Jim fell in love with a tranny hooker, was willing to marry this thing, and had his little heart cucked and broken when he discovered she was just using him for his money.
