Reminder Anthony claims that love isn't real

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

I believe the comedian-philosopher-king Anthony Cumia once lectured us mere pedestrians on the topic of love in his famous, oft-quoted standup routine entitled "Relationships like Chewing Gum."

Truly profound, deeply brave and incredibly insightful.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Well, who could possibly "love" that swishy alcoholic goon? He's a hooting retard with a face that could scare snakes, he dresses like a child, and all he does is tweet nonsense all day. No one loves pure human garbage.

 

[Andre The Giant]

He married Joe's ex-GF that he hated so the men in mommy's bar would think he was a guy's guy.

He paid monthly allowances for Dani Brand and Lobster Girl to stay with him and does the same for Missy Muscles.

He's 62 and Nicholini was his only somewhat normal relationship (and she soon got sick of his childish ways.)

I hope when Jenifer was drunk fucking Anthony she moaned Joe's name.

 

[bumbum8]

gonna go out on a limb & assume he’s talking about just “romantic” love. lust being the driving, if not often only factor, makes sense to me. this wouldn’t be a problematic take if it wasn’t for his sordid history

I would agree except he and his brother didn't even visit their mom while she was in the old folks home. I don't think they know how to love because it would involve a knowledge of self and an awareness they just don't have.

I hope when Jenifer was drunk fucking Anthony she moaned Joe's name.

If she did Anth probably did too

 

[Meownaw]

I believe the comedian-philosopher-king Anthony Cumia once lectured us mere pedestrians on the topic of love in his famous, oft-quoted standup routine entitled "Relationships like Chewing Gum."

Truly profound, deeply brave and incredibly insightful.

To be fair it's his benchmark bit.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

If he as one more shot of HGH he's going to explode.

Before:

After:

 

[Hello Oneal!]

“Should i sound somber??? ahhh…so very somber…” NO!!! I shouldn’t. Ugh. This is a CELEBRATION of the great Patrice O Neal..who was uh, fantastic on and off the radio. Uh hilariously funny, on stage, on the air, in my backyard, i have so many fond memories of Patrice. Just cooking at my barbeques, just standing by the grill. Cooking for a bunch of white people he doesn’t know. How great is that?! He’s the only black man ever to be allowed at the Compound! And Patrice O Neal breaking the color barrier at my own house. And to celebrate that, I will never allow another black person to enter my home. I need a new black friend. I don’t have any. I used to be able to say Hey, i have a black friend, Patrice! Now I can’t say I have any anymore, and it’s uh sad. And it makes me out to be a complete racist because now i cant even say i have a black friend, because he’s gone.

……

WHAT A LOVELY UHH TRIBUTE THIS IS…”

Yeah, he just makes jokes as he gulps his emotions into the pit of his stomach. He did the same thing after his mother passed ("past", dude). and Ronnie B called that shit right out on the spot. What it boils down to is that showing sadness or tearing up reminds him of his younger, more sensitive self who would cry while his parents had verbal arguments. He was traumatised by his father's harsh, judgemental words that questioned the young Anthony's manhood and sexuality. The tears remind him of all the passive, cowardice moments in his life when he was not able to control and affect the chaos happening around him. The alcoholism and gun-mania are just cover-ups of his most despised characteristics.

Anthony needs therapy and a new way of life.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

 

[Billy Hollywood]

To be fair, he's got a point there...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If you listen to the episode where they have all the comics in and they talk about Patrice dying his reaction is so uncomfortable. Geeeez it sucks. HAVE ONE MOMENT OF REAL EMOTION! He did the same thing when Otto died.

I can kind of relate to his desire to never confront his true feelings. Visiting my grandfather who has dementia is sad but I still do it.