Remember when Joe was going to fuck Mila Jovavich ?

[lowend73]

Fat disgusting, slovenly pig has the nerve to try and flex because of a celebrity picture Where was Joe going to take her ? I’m sure an A lister would love to hear a shit acoustic rendition of “Beautiful Tonight”. Then would be a prepared meal from Uncle G’s. Better yet, he should have taken her to the Compund. I’m sure she would love to rub shoulders with that gallery of retards. No offense to actual retards

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Their schedules clashed

 

[Honey Badger]

I mean, he could have. Being 6’1 helps

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

There's nothing a super-hot international model and A-list celebrity in the prime of her life enjoys more than an hour of Neil Diamond being mooed by a fat boomer with his armpits showing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Probably important to remember that this is when the Bank of Baby Bro was open for business and riding high. We think Joseph is an arrogant dickhead now, I can’t even imagine what he was like when AntH actually gave him decent money.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[captainjapan]

 

[captainjapan]

Mila was built for speed, possibly endurance.

 

[nasty twp]

It’s a struggle to imagine Joe fucking anyone. Not only because it’s disgusting and comedic, but because he’s so self-involved and hypervigilant about other people all time, to a degree it would be impossible for him to get over himself long enough to share even the most basic physical intimacy.

 

[Ladynyahh]

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Oh what could have been if their schedules didn't clash. Joe would have bagged mila jovovich, married her, she would have popped a couple of l
Laylers out, and he's set for life.

No busking at the moose lodge or fruit stands. Uncle Giuseppe's on the regular. No more groveling to Anthony, hat in hand, about the pact. Joe would live comfortably in some sprawling mansion and not compound east with his meal ticket, not wife material girlfriend. But alas, not to be.

 

[captainjapan]

Joe would have to live in Commiefornia, he would hate it

 

[JasperB]

Oh what could have been if their schedules didn't clash. Joe would have bagged mila jovovich, married her, she would have popped a couple of l
Laylers out, and he's set for life.

No busking at the moose lodge or fruit stands. Uncle Giuseppe's on the regular. No more groveling to Anthony, hat in hand, about the pact. Joe would live comfortably in some sprawling mansion and not compound east with his meal ticket, not wife material girlfriend. But alas, not to be.

Everything happens for a reason…next chapter in the cow’s life he runs into a fine sea wench who would eventually become his betrothed. “He got the girl.”

 

[Udders]

Do we know where that picture was taken? How were they possibly in the same place at the same time?

 

[BenDovid]

Do we know where that picture was taken? How were they possibly in the same place at the same time?

Original XM Studios. This was fairly early at XM, prob early 2006. He was, and still is, too stupid to understand she was just being nice. She was nice to me too, I didn't think it was appropriate to ask her out to dinner.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

Original XM Studios. This was fairly early at XM, prob early 2006. He was, and still is, too stupid to understand she was just being nice. She was nice to me too, I didn't think it was appropriate to ask her out to dinner.

What a valuable and insightful behind the scenes take. Shit, you should write a book.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

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This is most certainly not making the beefers thread

 

[BenDovid]

What a valuable and insightful behind the scenes take. Shit, you should write a book.

Hey fucking cunt. Somebody asked a question. If you're unhappy with the quality of the answer why don't you fucking mongoloids come up with better asks than where a fucking picture was taken.

Nevermind none of you would know about Kurt Love, Bobo's sister, fingering a little girl, all of this came from me, so suck my dick loser fanboy, I've given y'all plenty of meat, you just don't care. Travis' met his wife when she came to town to fuck Jimmy. See? Nobody cares.

 

[CuntFucker]

Hey fucking cunt. Somebody asked a question. If you're unhappy with the quality of the answer why don't you fucking mongoloids come up with better asks than where a fucking picture was taken.

Nevermind none of you would know about Kurt Love, Bobo's sister, fingering a little girl, all of this came from me, so suck my dick loser fanboy, I've given y'all plenty of meat, you just don't care. Travis' met his wife when she came to town to fuck Jimmy. See? Nobody cares.

Norm was Jewish

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Joe and I both have come to the same result, and I've never met Mila

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It’s a struggle to imagine Joe fucking anyone. Not only because it’s disgusting and comedic, but because he’s so self-involved and hypervigilant about other people all time, to a degree it would be impossible for him to get over himself long enough to share even the most basic physical intimacy.

Is fuck faces have to be hysterical