Remember The NRA Theme Restaurant?

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Callers in 1999 are better than you.

We don't owe you anything, Dovidster.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Danny’s favorite: the guitar gyro

 

[Brooke Shields]

One of the special items on the menu would be The Danny




no one would order it

 

[BenDovid]

One of the special items on the menu would be The Danny




no one would order it

You typed this out, posted it, and were OK with it.

Jesus, dude...

 

[kingship75]

Master Po-Boy sandwich.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'd order a steak and then kick a dog named Chester in the liver because he fawkin ate it sniff

 

[JebJoh]

What if there was an O&A themed restaurant?

What would you order?

7 whiskeys a bud light and half a grapefruit beer.

 

[JebJoh]

One of the special items on the menu would be The Danny




no one would order it

Nobody orders the kosher meal for themselves.

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

$1 Natty Ice specials for Navy veterans

 

[Chive Turkey]

This thread was your chance to prove that maybe, ONE of you MAYBE could be funny or clever.

Nope.

You ordered Jacques Pepin and got Jacques In The Box.

 

[Stent]

How about the Borgata sandwich? It's Anthony on the bottom, a child in the middle, and Danny on top.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Doesn’t matter what the order is but Danny would definitely be bussing the table afterwards.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

I’m not that hungry. I guess I’ll go for the blueburries and boogies appetizer

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Gosh why would you want to eat that

I bet the smell is intoxicating!

I'll just have the Bobo Buffet Bar, with delicious selections from Citi Field along with Bobo's famous mangled vienna wieners.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Rich Vos will be performing at the Owen A. Prepburger during Friday lunch service, coupons still available.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Rich Vos will be performing at the Owen A. Prepburger during Friday lunch service, coupons still available.

"Lischten, folksssch, try tha veel, itsh delish."

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This thread was your chance to prove that maybe, ONE of you MAYBE could be funny or clever.

Nope.

You're not wrong.

I'd say it's been a slow month or two around here.

Do you follow the Patrick stuff at all?

 

[Imager]

Egg Whites with a Milluh and some o dose othah beers we got

And then I'd yell at the server that my egg whites were cold

 

[Imager]

You typed this out, posted it, and were OK with it.

Jesus, dude...

As Patrice would explain, I'm not going to defend the joke itself, but rather the attempt. Funny and unfunny are birthed from the same canal. You gotta take the swing in order to miss, like the time you tried to win at Guitar Hero.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Steve c was far more likable and entertaining than Danny.