Remember the couple who split up their beanie babies in divorce court?

[CruisinColin]

Price

 

[porquedealer]

Price

We got any kish art back there, col?

 

[The DMAN]

I bet those plushies smell like her cluttered mildewy home

 

[Jenna]

Is it just me or do all the toys look absolutely depressed except the frog whose brain has been fried by the microwave?

It's like the saddest spinoff of Toy Story where they all realize owner doesn't love them anymore and they're being sold for $3 apiece.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Since Eric and Carrie are cursed to be barren as a punishment from almighty God, they should adopt a little nigglet from Africa. Name him Oghenechovwe Hildeman.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

White people

FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! Everyone in Wisconsin eats like shit!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

We got any kish art back there, col?

Fresh out, boss

 

[EraGodless]

Adrienne Fred Sanford

 

[HoraceStanker]

FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!! Everyone in Wisconsin eats like shit!

My first thought was her house probably smells like Jeff Dahmer’s pad with a pork shoulder boiling away on the counter.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nice life. Once polyamorous pansexuals are not in a straight relationship with a cis man they resort to crowdfunding their rent and cat's spay.

Nice Womb, Stupid

 

[nasty twp]

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The butchest, biggest-boned girl I’ve known has size 9s. That’s considered very large for a woman, at least in Britain—the average is around 6 or 7 iirc.

 

[Suetonius]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. Why are you moaning about your miscarriage? Don’t these people believe it’s just a clump of cells?

 

[Turry]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. Why are you moaning about your miscarriage? Don’t these people believe it’s just a clump of cells?

Schrodinger's human. When it's white wanted it's a human otherwise it's uhhh it's ummm hmm it's just a zygote!

 

[Bam's Feet]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. Why are you moaning about your miscarriage? Don’t these people believe it’s just a clump of cells?

Only when it belongs to a POC

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nice life. Once polyamorous pansexuals are not in a straight relationship with a cis man they resort to crowdfunding their rent and cat's spay.

Is norna how they say "Nonna" in a Midwest Rube accent? Also, who gives a fuck what you called your grandma? Just sell your shitty fucking slippers, you fat, degenerate bitch. And size 11?! Nice Sideshow Bob sized feet, stupid.

I keep imagining her youngest coming home and wondering where the fuck all his toys are.

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

How long before she puts up her half empty chloroform bottles?