Redditor texts Pat

[Opesterino]

man that reddit.com website is terrible - he is def banned from hooligans

 

[PogromStallone]

How much is this video sped up, since he's replying to the first word text almost immediately

it's like he's not just always on his phone, he's just sitting in his messages waiting for the newest one from the stalkers so he can correct their record as quick as possible

When someone I know texted him, the reply and block was instantaneous.

 

[Udders]

It's most likely glued to his hand while he sleeps too. According to his insane posting history he doesn't really sleep like a normal, healthy human does either. He basically takes naps for a few hours and gets right back to correcting the record and trying desperately to go viral with his idiotic takes on trending topics. He's obese with high blood pressure and his heart really could use a solid 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep each night, but he's too addicted to social media to focus on his health.

When he bricked his stupid flip phone in that bat guano and tourist piss cenote in Mexico he must have been unbearable to be around. He probably carried it everywhere anyway and pretended to still be using it so he wouldn't go into full on withdrawals and have to be hospitalized.

He ended up tweeting from Nikis phone didn't he? The hopeless addict he is.

 

[guest]

How much is this video sped up, since he's replying to the first word text almost immediately

it's like he's not just always on his phone, he's just sitting in his messages waiting for the newest one from the stalkers so he can correct their record as quick as possible

One of the trippiest things about Pattexting is how he replies almost immediately no matter what day or time it is. He genuinely is on his phone 24/7. This is one of the things that most stuck out to Torswats when he described his interactions with Pat, and it is one of the quintessential things TS described about his interactions with Pat that somebody looking to frame him probably wouldn't say.

I have of course never texted him.

 

[StlakerFatti]

It's most likely glued to his hand while he sleeps too. According to his insane posting history he doesn't really sleep like a normal, healthy human does either. He basically takes naps for a few hours and gets right back to correcting the record and trying desperately to go viral with his idiotic takes on trending topics.

Rick likely has to pee multiple times a night.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Rick likely has to pee multiple times a night.

I am not diabetic, child. These are your delusions again.