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Redditor texts Pat
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that redditor really had him oinking.
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high production value
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Technicality Tomlinson strikes again. Pat thinks quasi didn't get paid because all that money went to lawyers. Yes, even the interest. It's impossible in Pat's mind that someone could have enough money to pay lawyers/credit cards off right away.
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Quasi and Jackie Singh have disgusting punjabi sex while laughing at Pat.
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Quasi wishes he was punjabi. He's from Bihar.
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Quasis mother tried marrying him off when he was young, he said fuck that shit, I've got a lot of fucking to do, mom, and moved west.
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Ah the good ol "that did not occur" makes an appearance; that means he's full of shit, your honor.
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LMAO ho lee shit I was annoying some Bangla scammers and one of them called me a Bihari.
Another called me son of a black (kali bhacha) I think..
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Redditor of course was joking about contacting Annabelle. That has never happened, nor her mother for that matter.
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everyone in Lahore just assumes Quasi is their father because he's fucked everyone.
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How much is this video sped up, since he's replying to the first word text almost immediately
it's like he's not just always on his phone, he's just sitting in his messages waiting for the newest one from the stalkers so he can correct their record as quick as possible
it's like he's not just always on his phone, he's just sitting in his messages waiting for the newest one from the stalkers so he can correct their record as quick as possible
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Again, this stuff about "his lawyers got paid" is so fucking retarded. That would mean that they worked on a contingency and Quasi didn't pay up front, which obviously didn't happen, but if it did that's an even bigger W for Quasi since he didn't spend any money and his lawsuit defense was risk-free.
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People on kiwifarms say it's actually not that far off of real life speed. He will reply to most first texts within 10-30 seconds and it's instantly after that. He has his phone in his little piggy hands literally every second he isn't asleep.
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Used to be this kiwi with a "good morning text" bit and if you ever compared timestamps you would see he would reply to the text and tweet moments later. It's what he does first thing lol fucking loser
When I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is consider calling off work. Then I realize I'm a trucker and I'm in a sleeper cab at flying J
When I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is consider calling off work. Then I realize I'm a trucker and I'm in a sleeper cab at flying J
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It's most likely glued to his hand while he sleeps too. According to his insane posting history he doesn't really sleep like a normal, healthy human does either. He basically takes naps for a few hours and gets right back to correcting the record and trying desperately to go viral with his idiotic takes on trending topics. He's obese with high blood pressure and his heart really could use a solid 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep each night, but he's too addicted to social media to focus on his health.
When he bricked his stupid flip phone in that bat guano and tourist piss cenote in Mexico he must have been unbearable to be around. He probably carried it everywhere anyway and pretended to still be using it so he wouldn't go into full on withdrawals and have to be hospitalized.
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The three dots indicating typing in progress, seen under his photo, give the impression of a piggy snout oinking out speech bubbles
Seriously, I can't unsee it.
What ya hauling today snowayyyyyyy