Reddit Rascals at it again

[LockedHDD__Pot]

physical stalking is a felony

easily defended... whoever posted this on reddit was obviously already going to the con, but saw all the action on the hashtag & decided to get involved, with no knowledge of any previous events or actions undertaken by anyone other than themself.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I thought the con was NOT looking for anyone and no warning was sent out. Is Pat making things up again?

 

[potatopeeler63]

Found on r/buckbrokencuckold

 

[Harry Powell]

He’s pants-shittingly terrified. He’s genuinely afraid an atalker is there and will approach him. That’s the reason for the bluster - he doesn’t actually believe it, he’s fucking scared and trying to scare atalkers off.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

He’s pants-shittingly terrified. He’s genuinely afraid an atalker is there and will approach him. That’s the reason for the bluster - he doesn’t actually believe it, he’s fucking scared and trying to scare atalkers off.

"Maybe if I wave this red rag at the bull it will scare him off this time"

 

[N64 Cube]

Would it be funny if his 1 actual fan recognized him? He goes up to Pat to have a book autographed, and Pat thinks its one of us. The fan has no clue as to why he's being "arrested".

And of course this would never happen because we all know he doesn't have any fans

 

[Harry Powell]

Would it be funny if his 1 actual fan recognized him? He goes up to Pat to have a book autographed, and Pat thinks its one of us. The fan has no clue as to why he's being "arrested".

And of course this would never happen because we all know he doesn't have any fans

And also because no one would get arrested

 

[NoBacon]

Would it be funny if his 1 actual fan recognized him? He goes up to Pat to have a book autographed, and Pat thinks its one of us. The fan has no clue as to why he's being "arrested".

And of course this would never happen because we all know he doesn't have any fans

he sits at the bar, which to people who aren’t fat autistic narcissists, means you want to talk to strangers and socialise. Someone will likely engage him. Although he is at a convention for the underclass of nerd pedophiles, so maybe someone won’t be normal and say hi to the dude at the bar? Fingers crossed they do though!

 

[fricklefrackle]

he sits at the bar, which to people who aren’t fat autistic narcissists, means you want to talk to strangers and socialise. Someone will likely engage him. Although he is at a convention for the underclass of nerd pedophiles, so maybe someone won’t be normal and say hi to the dude at the bar? Fingers crossed they do though!

#amwriting #amreading #amdiddling

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Phone? NEAR!
Daughter?...........FAR!

 

[Meownaw]

Watch yourself, atalker. Those arms don't like. Tyson-esque.

Yeah, tyson chicken.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Sit at the bar(away from the fat guy), have a beer, give a nice tip and tell the bartender "Hey once I'm out these doors can you give one to my buddy over there, he's been looking at his phone this whole time and hasn't noticed me. Tell him it was from Rick and I'll see him later."

 

[WhereWeAt]

Found on /all - last one broke

"Alpha Team to Bravo, are you in position? Over"

"Bravo in position, over."

"Summer child, checking in, over."

"This is Bravo, we have eyes on 'Little One'"

"Summer child, if 'Little One' introduces himself, you give the signal and we'll know we have our man."

3 HOURS LATER

"Listen it's getting really late. Tell you what, just between you and me, you can have the bottle, just don't tell the manager."

TUMBLEWEED BLOWS BY.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Alpha Team to Bravo, are you in position? Over"

"Bravo in position, over."

"Summer child, checking in, over."

"This is Bravo, we have eyes on 'Little One'"

"Summer child, if 'Little One' introduces himself, you give the signal and we'll know we have our man."

3 HOURS LATER

"Listen it's getting really late. Tell you what, just between you and me, you can have the bottle, just don't tell the manager."

TUMBLEWEED BLOWS BY.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

There's a monster at the end of this book, Pat.

The Monster.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

That bar is a very dangerous place for atalkers. Tread lightly.

 

[Stent]

It's always the same side. Can we get someone with a camera resolution higher than a stone tablet?

 

[Clint Ruin]

"if you last that long"

Pussy, you've never been in a fight in your life. Noodle-armed titty boy.

 

[Meownaw]

"if you last that long"

Pussy, you've never been in a fight in your life. Noodle-armed titty boy.

He was in shooting matches! "This is the plaintiff Patrick S Tomlinson..." *farrrrrrrt*

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

dude what kind of life is that for a man. Pat what's going on with you bro

It's always the same side. Can we get someone with a camera resolution higher than a stone tablet?

this is hilarious for a reason that I can't articulate