Oi Noi! Cohen's whole schtick sucked back when he was doing Ali G - which was a reality-TV-level retard version of the type of stuff the infinitely more talented Tracey Ullman was doing on her Fox show ten years earlier - and all his characters are thinly veiled biographies of his obvious pathetic sexual fantasies (homoerotic and full of fetish stuff - you can't tell me he isn't at least 'bi-sexual'). That said, any idiot can see Wilson being uncomfortably naked or shoving her finger in Cohen's ass would be consistent and funny within Cohen's comedic realm. Wilson's problem is she thinks she's Meryl Streep whereas she's actually Dom Delouise (there are so, so, so many similarities), Wilson's a derpy supermarket tabloid princess - she's not getting on the cover of US Vogue anytime soon. This is a win for Cohen whose supremely untalented whore-prostitute cum-dumpster wife Isla Fisher is also a mumble-mouthed Australian - I'm gonna guess Wilson bristled at the humiliations precisely because she knew Fisher - her equally untalented but slightly more physically attractive country-mate - would be in the shadows laughing at her humiliation, and in that regard Wilson would have been 100% correct.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Rebel Wilson VIOLENTLY RAPED by Sacha Baron Cohen
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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I can't believe he raped Ray Wilson.
Lmao she IS Dom Deluise. That's actually perfect. Applies to Melissa McCarthy too.
McCarthy at least understands she's there to be the fat bitch. Wilson does movies with Anna Kendrick and Hailee Steinfeld then assumes she must be as hot as those two.
Please don't speak ill or gay of Ray Wilson.
Reminder that Anthony's go to move when telling hardcore sex with females stories was always eating pussy.
100% she got some idea in her head that she’s a “hot girl”. Bitch you got the little fame you did have for being hilariously FAT AND UGLY. Total misunderstanding of herself.
He was never funny.
Was this question scripted for his answer?
I ask because Opie clarified Patrice's question very specifically cause he's been doing this shit for 18+ years
I ask because Opie clarified Patrice's question very specifically cause he's been doing this shit for 18+ years
8 to the 8
I thought she preferred the company of women
She came onto Idris Elba at some ceremony. But yea all mudsharks are also gay but they're not attracted to black women in the least. They just see black dudes as dildos. There is no creature as abhorrent on this planet then white women.
Lol. Jews, man. I tell ya.
You might be thinking of Lena Dunham and that mulatto NFL kid. D'Armello D'Shaquan Demetrius Othello D'Marcus Kayshawn Levetrius D'Quavius Jackson III
Shawntavious Freeman IV
Dontrell V'Quavious Johnson
Rawnesse Filharmony Hudson
She lost her virginity at age 35? Jesus.