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Reasons Patrick Annoys You; An Honest Thread

EraGodless

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Because truthfully he isn't even a geek. I get douche chills as I write this, but what is his "geek cred" exactly? All he does is watch capeshit movies. That's it. And as someone pointed out on KiwiFarms, even his super epic Ewok rant is actually base level Star Wars shit every other retard already observed. Have we ever seen Pat play table top games, read graphic novels or comics, play video games (aside from that one time where he played a Star Wars game for a few minutes), tinker with computers, or what fucking ever else may fall into a "geek" category? We've seen him build models, but he sucks at that too when you see models built by pros using techniques beyond an exacto knife to smooth out plastic.

He fucking sucks even at films, so you can't call him a film geek either. He's just an all around retard who has ZERO expertise or any in depth knowledge on fucking anything. His geek act is as fake as his tough guy act. He doesn't know shit about sports either despite constantly wearing that stupid Brewers hat.

I personally believe his Golden Eye story is a fiction as well. He probably saw actual millennials/gen Xers get nostalgic for the game they actually did play extensively in their youth and stole the experience for himself. Technicality Tomlinson. He maybe played it once at someone's house then spent the rest of the school year drooling into space like the retard he is.
Citizen Caine is cinema at its finest, child. The Last Dragon is Bruce Lee's best work. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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EraGodless

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I've always hated smug snarky know-nothing know-it-all's like him. Guy's like Pat deserve to be punched in the face so hard the fist explodes out the backside of their skull. The only reason he's gotten this far acting the way he does is we live in a polite society. Too polite.
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VizioDash

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He is a composite character of every annoying, self-important, know-nothing, wannabe philosopher that I've ever encountered online. He is the ultimate NPC; a rube who believes he is enlightened even though every opinion he has is the most basic and uninformed take on something that he simply took from a headline or someone else's tweet.
 
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I can't remember every reason, but here are some that I do.

1. I irrationally hate stupid people who convince themselves they're the smartest in the room.
2. He reminds me of this autistic guy I went to elementary-high school with. Pat has long reminded me of this guy mainly due to his inability to let anything go and how the littlest things get him angry. This guy has also been arrested for possessing KP twice. I feel justified in helping beat him up in 3rd grade, but that's another story.
3. He's the perfect NPC so much so that it feels like an act. Parrot whatever in on CNN that day, consume Disney nonsense, desperately try to tag along any twitter trend.
4. His willing association and defense of a long list of pedos.
5. I hate fat people. Just how I was raised.
6. He has a hateable and punchable face.
7. Total lack of humility. Learn to admit when you're wrong and stop digging in your trotters you cunt.
8. Pathological liar just like his hero Hilary Clinton. I understand lying to get you way, though underhanded it serves a purpose. Why are you lying about Hooligans singing Bohemian Rhapsody?

I really hate this Pig and love watching him suffer. Anything I missed has probably been covered.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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The way he treats his few actual fans is fucking abhorrent. Given the quality of his writing he should be grateful anyone reads his horseshit and he takes them for granted at best or outright insults them at worst. It just shows that he has zero appreciation or gratitude for the book deal or any of the opportunities he pissed away. If he had to actually grind and work and deal with rejection and the other pitfalls that typically accompany being a creative he would've understood how lucky he was and not taken all of it for granted.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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1. He is the perfect exemplar of everything wrong with modern masculinity. A soft and sensitive doughboy center with a completely fabricated hard/intelligent/confident outer shell, which only fools the dimwits that follow him on twitter.
2. The rampant hypocrisy, a good current example is all his abortion oinking while conveniently forgetting all the times he has threatened women with rape.
3. The unwarranted self-importance.
 
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