Reasons Patrick Annoys You; An Honest Thread

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

His admiration of Marvel.
I was a child faggot of the 70s and 80s. I read comics. My friends read comics.
Even then we knew; Marvel Comics are for faggots.
Real boys who became men, and left that shit behind, read,
The Question, Swamp Thing, Animal Man, Batman.
He's so retarded, he can't even be a proper geek.

 

[guest]

Hes sheer girth and angry, hateful attitude while thinking hes morally perfect.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

His unconvincing airs of sophistication. Pretend to know anything about art more, you fucking pig dunce faggot. He is the swine after pearls. I bet he couldn't tell a Monet from a Mondrian.

 

[Harry Powell]

His genuine misanthropy and hatred for mankind. Everything he says is in bad faith. He just wants the world to hurt because he never figured it out.

For this reason, the world is a better place every time something bad happens to him.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

He tried to destroy Norm Macdonald's career

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Trying to put down Norm MacDonald.

 

[SFWA liaison]

being the embodiment of social media poisoned NPCs

the sheer shamelessness of acting authoritatively about anything while being an abject failure as a man, a deadbeat father, a retard, fat and clueless

 

[FranksWirecutters]

For me it's that we've genuinely been trying to help him improve his life for years and he does the opposite. Had he used his thinking meats instead of his pants shitting parts and saw that we were only trying to help he could be making 7 figures and have his blue check.

 

[guest]

His lack of humility.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He's so retarded, he can't even be a proper geek.

I remember in an old interview of his, he expressed his angst about being rejected by Dr Who fans because he only got into it as an adult. Dr Who is for fags and always has been but it's just indicative of how fake his geek persona is. It's the same thing with vidya games - he only plays Star Wars ones and nothing else. He didn't even know what Elden Ring was despite it being written by George RR Martin. He also has a LOTR tattoo but has never read the books. I think being a fan of Star Trek from a young age is his only legit claim to geekdom but I wouldn't be surprised if he's even lying about that.

It makes me happy to know that he doesn't truly fit in anywhere and that he's very fat. Also fat.

 

[kingship75]

The hypocrisy.

 

[JewishNigger]

Because truthfully he isn't even a geek. I get douche chills as I write this, but what is his "geek cred" exactly? All he does is watch capeshit movies. That's it. And as someone pointed out on KiwiFarms, even his super epic Ewok rant is actually base level Star Wars shit every other retard already observed. Have we ever seen Pat play table top games, read graphic novels or comics, play video games (aside from that one time where he played a Star Wars game for a few minutes), tinker with computers, or what fucking ever else may fall into a "geek" category? We've seen him build models, but he sucks at that too when you see models built by pros using techniques beyond an exacto knife to smooth out plastic.

He fucking sucks even at films, so you can't call him a film geek either. He's just an all around retard who has ZERO expertise or any in depth knowledge on fucking anything. His geek act is as fake as his tough guy act. He doesn't know shit about sports either despite constantly wearing that stupid Brewers hat.

I personally believe his Golden Eye story is a fiction as well. He probably saw actual millennials/gen Xers get nostalgic for the game they actually did play extensively in their youth and stole the experience for himself. Technicality Tomlinson. He maybe played it once at someone's house then spent the rest of the school year drooling into space like the retard he is.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

When there is some type political event, he goes Charles Manson with his Helter Skelter predictions,calls for arms and saying how he told all you this was going to happen back in 2016 when Trump became president

 

[TheNanaDook]

His genuine misanthropy and hatred for mankind. Everything he says is in bad faith. He just wants the world to hurt because he never figured it out.

For this reason, the world is a better place every time something bad happens to him.

Mostly this. But also because he's a fat faggot.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patrick's so stupid he's igrogant.

Igrogant is the combination of ignorance and arrogance.

Patrick is so dim that he is unable to comprehend that as a denizen of the bottom 23 percentile, that 77% of people are smarter than him, most by a large margin.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He thinks he’s a genius but he’s not. Nearly everybody on this board (including the pill heads and junkies) have achieved more academically and/or professionally. To be fair, that bar is LOW.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

His dishonesty about everything. There's no lie too big or too small for Rick.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He reminds me of this kid named Kevin that I went to grade school with and I hated him. Kevin was a relentless liar about every little fucking thing and when called on it he’d just double down. He also would tattle on kids all the time and had a dumb, misshaped head much like Fat. A different type if misshapen, but still an awful cranium.



Kevin’s family got evicted from their home and he denied that it happened. His house had an eviction notice on the door and in the window and some giant padlock on the door handle, but he still denied it. His dad’s work van was also burned out in the driveway and we assume he did it for insurance money. No idea though.

Kevin insisted rearview mirrors were called Veeru mirrors because he was retarded. To the point he doubled down even to the teacher.

He claimed to have “blueberry weed” at his house, didn’t bring it to school like everybody else though. Someone asks oh yeah how is it? He says it’s great, it has actual blueberries in the weed! Everyone laughs and tells him to fuck off as he doubles down. Such a Fat type of lie where he can’t even do a bit of cursory research to make his bullshit lie sound halfway believable.

He also got in a fight once with this kid named Jim, and Jim punched Kevin right in his giant Frankenstein forehead and Kevin just immediately stopped, grabbed his dumb forehead, and walked at a brisk pace right back into the school and tattled. We all backed Jim so Kevin got in more trouble but he was just the biggest fuckhead ever.

 

[guest]

The fact that he turns off spellcheck sums him up perfectly. He'd rather be wrong than be told he's wrong. That's the source of all this milk.

I hate his face, his attitude and the fact that he abandoned his daughter.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His undeserved arrogance and general misery because people dare to disagree with him, as well as his awful attitude and feelings of contempt for his fellow human being.