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“Real Talk”, staring Patrick Sean Thomas

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If you hadn't failed as a father at the first hurdle and abandoned your daughter, you fat cunt, you'd know that one of your main drives as a parent is to try to ensure your kids have as much of an innocent childhood as possible. That's why we don't tell them Santa isn't real, why we don't show them videos of war crimes in Syria or Ukraine and why we don't start telling them about transexual sodomites when they turn 6. They're going to get disillusioned and corrupted eventually. Sadly it's almost inevitable. But part of a parent's responsibility (a word whose meaning you have no real concept of - a big reason why you're not a real man) is doing everything they can to prolong that from happening for as long as possible. There's no reason to talk to small children about sex of any kind, you fucking sick maniac.
 
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If you hadn't failed as a father at the first hurdle and abandoned your daughter, you fat cunt, you'd know that one of your main drives as a parent is to try to ensure your kids have as much of an innocent childhood as possible. That's why we don't tell them Santa isn't real, why we don't show them videos of war crimes in Syria or Ukraine and why we don't start telling them about transexual sodomites when they turn 6. They're going to get disillusioned and corrupted eventually. Sadly it's almost inevitable. But part of a parent's responsibility (a word whose meaning you have no real concept of - a big reason why you're not a real man) is doing everything they can to prolong that happening for as long as possible. There's no reason to talk to small children about sex of any kind, you fucking sick maniac.
"Hi I'm Lance. Your sex ed instructor. First, I'm going to go over man-on-man intercourse. One man sticks his erection into his partner's rectum. You're going to want to encourage your partner to have an enema before anal intercourse, or else you risk getting feces on your penis. Also, it's encouraged to wash before performing ass-to-mouth. But, you should be aware, it's virtually impossible to not eventually get feces on your cock if you regularly perform anal. Any questions?"
 
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"Hi I'm Lance. Your sex ed instructor. First, I'm going to go over man-on-man intercourse. One man sticks his erection into his partner's rectum. You're going to want to encourage your partner to have an enema before anal intercourse, or else you risk getting feces on your penis. Also, it's encouraged to wash before performing ass-to-mouth. But, you should be aware, it's virtually impossible to not eventually get feces on your cock if you regularly perform anal. Any questions?"
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