"No, don't you see? Having to be reminded to drink water and not shit my pants is a superpower. So is having meltdowns when I'm well into adulthood."
Just accept you're a subhuman and shut up.
Just accept you're a subhuman and shut up.
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r/autisticadults jason sanford thinks his retardation is an evolutionary advantage
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I can't wait for a neurodivergent Fuhrer to holocaust all neurotypicals. That'll be a beautiful day
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Sorry brothaman I ski in Wisconsin every year, probably 6 or 7 times minimum.
Patso originally lived where he could get to a few ski hills pretty quick. Rib mountain (Granite Peak, my favorite), Devils Head, Cascade, Tyrol Basin, Lil’ Swiss, there’s a bunch of little mom and pops like Camp 10. And if he was willing to drive 2-8 hours he had world class skiing available at Mount Bohemia, not to mention all the UP resorts and and good Minnesota ones. Ferry over to Michigan and there are options there as well.
Thanks for the tips, I actually got gifted some skis this year. That was totally my plan all along making that post.
He's too autistic to realize he's admitting to getting high on prescription drugs. And not even the cool ones.
I think the thing about not drinking water is more widespread than among gay nerdboi circles. I realized this when the sub collapsed and then we learned about the stepson and his crimes. I was reading one of the notices from one of the clubs that kicked him out and it ended with a reminder to general patrons to "remember to hydrate :^) ". I was floored.
The brotherman need to do a retreat to Rib Mountain
Certainly not facial expressions leading up to getting your skull caved in with a club.
Most psychology is horseshit so if we're going to pretend autism is real why not bring up other stupid explanations
Is everyone in Patrick's circle some kind of retard supremacist?
Is that a rhetorical question?
The only thing rhetorical concerning Dan is rape
Autism is the complete opposite of an evolutionary advantage. If you believe in evolution you believe we evolve certain traits to make ourselves more successful as a species. Part of being successful as a species is ability to repopulate.
Autism directly handicaps your ability to reproduce because you’re a sperg who women find creepy. Autism also directly goes against society and communities because they don’t understand social cues or human interactions. Another snub for your “evolutionary advantage”
Autism directly handicaps your ability to reproduce because you’re a sperg who women find creepy. Autism also directly goes against society and communities because they don’t understand social cues or human interactions. Another snub for your “evolutionary advantage”
not having sex is key for the survival of humanity!!!
I have read this... A dozen times? And I still have no idea what he's trying to convey. Is he trying to say he was overlapping his doses so he wouldn't have the come down? How is this a hack? Why does that mean it didn't work? Why is it "LITERALLY I was on Ritalin" like it's some amazing and rare thing we're all supposed to be impressed by? What does his stupid analogy even mean? What does "Because fuck yeah" mean? Why is he so fat and stupid?
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He’s saying he “timed” it for the Ritalin to wear off so he could be hyperactive and crazy and ski backwards slalom, which is something that if Pat can show me definitive proof he has ever done I will quit Patposting forever.
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Lol they all do this shit. Shane Nokes' hands are numb from diabetic neuropathy and he thinks that basically makes him like Wreck It Ralph and he can smash through brick walls if he really felt like it. Pat thinks having ADD makes him able to kill lions or whatever.
It's right there in the word "DISABILITY". Being retarded is not a superpower. It's the opposite of ability lol. It's negative.
It's right there in the word "DISABILITY". Being retarded is not a superpower. It's the opposite of ability lol. It's negative.
The problem is that you have a disease that makes you oblivious to how socially unbearable you are.