Quick morning Reality Check with Brother Tomlinson

[guest]

I would love to know more about Kyle and how he feels about his cunt of a brother. Though when I Google Kyle Tomlinson in Wisconsin, the results aren't good. One Kyle past, the other was accused of sexual assault. Very troubling.

Passed, stupid. Not past.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He'll never be wrong.

But he'll always be fat

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If he was just like "Yeah, whatever. He was a varsity athlete." he'd kill the joke. He adds fuel to every fire.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Jesus. Pig. Relax.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Passed, stupid. Not past.

THATS THE BIT, STUPID sniff

 

[guest]

THATS THE BIT, STUPID sniff

You know I'm a little late to the party, this Tomlinson shit is new for me. You got to give me a little bit of latitude here okay?

Sniffs harder

 

[Jenna]

He only started doing mini-marathons because he refused to let Kyle be "the runner" of the family.

His parents were proud of Kyle, so of course OH YEAH LOOK AT THIS AWESOME TIME I GOT BY NOT CHEATING!!!!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I wouldn't hate it if a Reddit Funster would send these to Pat and ask him if Kyle wasn't on the track team then how did he con his way into this photo?

Check out the delts on Alpha Chad Eric Henry. Probably raw dogged Mama Raven in the teachers' lounge.

 

[quasi101]

looks like the nasa control room

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I bet Kyle used to put Pat into a headlock and give him noogies

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat gets mad because his school was so small it didnt have "varsity" track. You either ran track or didnt. Missing the point that his brother actually did something in high school while he barely showed up and never had the grades to play a sport even if he wanted to. He would rather stay home playing goldeneye and drinking mountain dew.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

...and never had the grades to play a sport even if he wanted to. He would rather stay home playing goldeneye and drinking mountain dew.

Oh my god. What a great point. I never thought of it that way before.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Poor Kyle has probably been making excuses for Pats behavior for years but Pat is incapable of saying something nice about Kyle.

Kyle may have been the first to cuck Pat. And to have it be your little brother no less...

"Kyle why is your brother such a freak of nature?"

"Haha, yeah. He's just like that, I guess."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Imagine being the brother of a lol cow like Pat Joe that makes a huge fool of himself on social media and in public

 

[quasi101]

Pat gets mad because his school was so small it didnt have "varsity" track. You either ran track or didnt. Missing the point that his brother actually did something in high school while he barely showed up and never had the grades to play a sport even if he wanted to. He would rather stay home playing goldeneye and drinking mountain dew.

In schools like that it's still varisty. They just don't cut anyone. Maybe the shithole back woods of Wisconsin don't but I've never heard of a public school doing that.

It doesn't look like a track "club". So unless he was technically on jv, even as a technicality fatso is still wrong.

 

[Podcasting 101]

The angry threats aren't new but they cracked me up here.

"Yeah, my brother is pretty good... Better than me? I don't believe in ranking people like that but I can't help it if you do." That might be enough to end the Varsity Kyle bit. He wouldn't even have to mean it. It's remarkable how little he understands about trolls after having been fucked with for all those years.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The angry threats aren't new but they cracked me up here.

"Yeah, my brother is pretty good... Better than me? I don't believe in ranking people like that but I can't help it if you do." That might be enough to end the Varsity Kyle bit. He wouldn't even have to mean it. It's remarkable how little he understands about trolls after having been fucked with for all those years.

The Pig Bopper gives us what we want.
He knows what I like!

 

[PogromStallone]

Passed, stupid. Not past.

linger longer

 

[guest]

linger longer

THATS THE BIT, STUPID sniff

You know I'm a little late to the party, this Tomlinson shit is new for me. You got to give me a little bit of latitude here okay?

Sniffs harder

We've already been over this, but thank you for your concern.