Question: Why does Hooligans allow a 'Regular' like Fat?

[guest]

Filo Peddoe. No, child, my wife was not beaten to death by her abusive handlers. That's an urban legend you need to believe in order to function, newborn infant baby child.

Obnoxious Harley riders are gang stalking me, child.

 

[guest]

I lived in a small town with a few walking distance shithole bars when I was young and rowdy. The one is cool as fuck and won't call the cops as long as you take it across the road to this empty lot but people still got banned all the time for even verbally starting shit with people inside or in the smoking area outside. The staff all really liked me and I still ended up on the ban list for fighting in the smoking area and I expected that.

Pat makes it sound like he does all this heroic "everybody clapped" shit, when nobody fucking even wants that. Around here, everyone who is going to be hanging out at a bar like that knows how to handle shit themselves and doesn't need some baby shit soft, feminine fat guy with a sing song faggot voice trying to butt into their argument. The women around here will all cut a motherfucker too. I honestly think if Pat tried that around here, he'd get one-punched by the person he was trying to help. "Who the fuck are you, faggot?" Bam. And then they'd smash his laptop lol.

As if you’ve simmered down in your old age.

 

[Harry Powell]

It looks like a fawkin’ TGIFridays. There’s no one starting fights there, let alone Patso.

 

[guest]

I'm not american, but in my experience white people don't really want police records. You're never going to win an argument with a bouncer even if you're not drunk and it's just your xanax face. If an arab starts shit with you, you can either have the shit beaten out of you by him and his friends before they leave the scene, or you can wait for the bouncer to take care of it

Nice cucking for camel heads, stupid.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I lived in a small town with a few walking distance shithole bars when I was young and rowdy. The one is cool as fuck and won't call the cops as long as you take it across the road to this empty lot but people still got banned all the time for even verbally starting shit with people inside or in the smoking area outside. The staff all really liked me and I still ended up on the ban list for fighting in the smoking area and I expected that.

Pat makes it sound like he does all this heroic "everybody clapped" shit, when nobody fucking even wants that. Around here, everyone who is going to be hanging out at a bar like that knows how to handle shit themselves and doesn't need some baby shit soft, feminine fat guy with a sing song faggot voice trying to butt into their argument. The women around here will all cut a motherfucker too. I honestly think if Pat tried that around here, he'd get one-punched by the person he was trying to help. "Who the fuck are you, faggot?" Bam. And then they'd smash his laptop lol.

Same at this place. the staff were cool as shit, I got to know most of the bartenders so they'd probably be cool. Also got the one bouncer high like every time I saw him, and could probably have bought blow from another. but there was certain things they wouldn't allow.

Like one night some drug jumped behind the bar. I'm surprised he didn't get immediately tossed (nobody saw him) and me and another drunk convinced him to jump right back over. Also one of the people I remember was this girl who was apparently locally famous for climbing this arch way over the main st of her nearby hometown while drunk/high and breaking both her legs in the fall. She was a bartender. A smokeshow but she was crazy as fuck

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He pays $17 for a shot of whiskey that was “aged at sea”, whoever he scares away, he makes up for it twice over by being a rube

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It looks like a fawkin’ TGIFridays. There’s no one starting fights there, let alone Patso.

It’s such a small place you couldn’t even fit a crowd in there. Nobody is going there to spend a whole night, seems to be one of those 1-2 drinks before leaving to go somewhere better. He claims it’s all college bros but every photo is majority older people.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He pays $17 for a shot of whiskey that was “aged at sea”, whoever he scares away, he makes up for it twice over by being a rube

And he looks to drink it with sour mix which defeats the whole purpose of a special whisky. You add mixers because you don’t like the taste of alcohol and the “sea salt” gimmick is drowned by sugar.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As if you’ve simmered down in your old age.

What? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm calm. I'm fucking serene, bitch.

You want a piece of this or something? Come on, sport. Come get a piece of Fish. I fuckin' dare you. I busted Sam Elliott's nose and broke his windshield on the set of Prancer for giving me a fruity look. I ain't scareda you. I AIN'T SCAREDA FUCKING NOBODY.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Nice cucking for camel heads, stupid.

As we speak.

 

[RoTheHo69]

All the nazi childs used to congregate in hooligans until fat spoonfed them their teeth, child.

 

[fusciasomething]

Hooligans and Pat deserve each other. Two oddly shaped things people don't seem to like

 

[guest]

What? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm calm. I'm fucking serene, bitch.

You want a piece of this or something? Come on, sport. Come get a piece of Fish. I fuckin' dare you. I busted Sam Elliott's nose and broke his windshield on the set of Prancer for giving me a fruity look. I ain't scareda you. I AIN'T SCAREDA FUCKING NOBODY.

I see the afterlife hasn’t tempered you. Good for you.

 

[guest]

As we speak.

What am I looking at?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You want a piece of this or something? Come on, sport. Come get a piece of Fish.

I had to retrieve my ribs from behind a high toilet tank after reading that.

 

[42069]

Pat eats a lot

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

What am I looking at?

A bar on my way home. It quite common to see someone knocked out on the sidewalk. There's like a 2% chance of getting legal restitution. I keep telling people, especially my dumb dad, it's not worth a cracked skull.

 

[guest]

A bar on my way home. It quite common to see someone knocked out on the sidewalk. There's like a 2% chance of getting legal restitution. I keep telling people, especially my dumb dad, it's not worth a cracked skull.

Polis? You’re a polack?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Polis? You’re a polack?

Polacks wouldn't put up with this

 

[guest]

i doubt they even have a bouncer, its a neighborhood restaurant with a bar. he's just a tool and every business has to deal with people like that

I know Rick has made at least one "tough guy" post where HE was the bouncer, escorting some unruly customer from the bar to protect the beautiful barmaid. He probably wanted to add that she offered her body to him as payment because he's a handsome, masculine tough guy, but he politely declined because he's married. She sent him nudes anyway. In reality, she probably called him fat.