Question about Bud Light.

[HH Brother]

I should take an innocuous daily product and put a flag and musket on it. Call it Founding Fathers Window Cleaner. Market it like crazy as a patriotic window cleaner. Then make an opposing product called Fruity Fresh Window Cleaner and put rainbows and flowers on it. Market it as Earth friendly progressive window cleaner.

"Commies want your windows dirty so you can't see them coming!"

"Clean your windows so your neighbors can see you cumming!"

It really is astonishing how gullible retards like Joe are that they immediately are lulled into thinking a corporation is "Patriotic", Goosester.

It's a byproduct of how fucking gay this country is, that anything that's perceived as rebellion is lauded.

Except actual rebellion and the Proud Boomers beat you the fuck up and call you a fed.

teehee

 

[Imager]

Like Coors and other beers had done pro-faggotry in the past and nobody noticed or cared. Budweiser drinkers operated differently, and were probably the worst possible demographic to pull that shit on.

These same motherfuckers though will watch the NFL tell them they're racist, even though we're a melting pot starting off the superbowl with the nigger national anthem (if there's only one race the human race why is a nigger anthem even a thing) and turn nascar gay too.

I mean, I would have thought 20 years ago that normies would draw the line at faggotry, but right now it's actually trannyism. And even then, they're losing. Fucked up world beyond belief.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

It really is astonishing how gullible retards like Joe are that they immediately are lulled into thinking a corporation is "Patriotic", Goosester.

It's a byproduct of how fucking gay this country is, that anything that's perceived as rebellion is lauded.

Except actual rebellion and the Proud Boomers beat you the fuck up and call you a fed.

teehee

Gotta support your side at all costs. When support is as easy as buying cheap gimmicky shit it's more likely to be done. Drum up some fake drama over your product and get it in a news cycle.

"The owner of Founding Fathers Window Cleaner is taking some heat for publicly stating he believes in the Constitution, he joins us today on Fox News to set the record on what he, and his company, are all about."

"Is this new Earth Friendly Window Cleaner turning your kids gay? Well some conservatives seem to think so. Joining us today on CNN is Fruity Fresh Window Cleaners owner to set the record on what he, and his company, are all about.

 

[LingerLonger]

It really is astonishing how gullible retards like Joe are that they immediately are lulled into thinking a corporation is "Patriotic", Goosester.

It's a byproduct of how fucking gay this country is, that anything that's perceived as rebellion is lauded.

Within a decade or two the consumer types will be murdering each other in the streets as part of the "Franchise Wars" from Demolition Man. People slaughtering each other over some faggy fast food company or video game company. Riots in the streets over the latest goyslop.

 

[guest]

Within a decade or two the consumer types will be murdering each other in the streets as part of the "Franchise Wars" from Demolition Man. People slaughtering each other over some faggy fast food company or video game company. Riots in the streets over the latest goyslop.

Where's my Rick and Morty sauce?!!

 

[Bumley]

Ah, mentally ill it is. Got it.

Keep being scared, wimp. You sound like an old hen on facebook who totally has regular confrontations with vegan trannies.

 

[Bumley]

did you just travel to the gamestop and back for years on end? I see trannies a few times a week, half of them being appointments.
If you're dating under 30 girls, you meet plenty of vegans.
always the same shit, iron deficiency, pale skin, obsessing with rising horoscopes, the "im spiritual" horse shit. easy to fuck if you humor them.
nobody cares about vegans because it's widely accepted that they're mentally ill. That's a typical reddit strawman projection.
they hate trannies so they must have a punisher skull on their truck and drink bulletproof coffee and hate vegans!



im better than everyone else because I don't cast judgement, I don't have a dog in the fight, let's just be kind and enjoy our short time on this spinning rock in space.
you're not stanhope, faggot.
die.

I should clarified on vegans. I've met plenty and know several. Not a single one of them was/is the militant vegan boogeyman that ruffles so many feathers. They don't announce it. I'd like to see one once just for the story.

You did a lovely Norton impression.