Quasi your fence blew over

[Hudson]

Not even a thank you for that “I’ll buy another of your books to help.” Not even an acknowledgment. Which is funny, because the pig desperately needs every penny it can pinch right now.

If I was out of town, the last thing I would do is announce to the world that my wife was alone at home.

Between stuff like this and sharing intimate details about her alleged mental illness, how loose she was when they first met,etc it's almost like he has a deep resentment for Niki. I feel kind of bad for her.

No wonder her family can't stand Lumpy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

That entire shit fence of his is actually worth a negative sum because it’s rickety and dangerous. What would insurance pay out even if it were covered? That’s not even a big enough fence to worry at all about replacement cost. But broke fatty here does a little dance, rattling bottles off of the Hooligan’s shelf, because he can maybe save 12 bucks.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yay! more insurance scams and grifts! Fails to maintain his own property and expect insurance to pay for a a fence that is worth 100x more than that rickety fence he had.

 

[stealthygeek]

Wasn't this faggot bragging about fixing his fence only a few months ago? Time to hire a real man this time, Blob Vila.

"Fence fixed"
Is it?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nice not using pressure treated lumber, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice not using pressure treated lumber, stupid.

They probably were just inventing that procedure when that fence was put up.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They probably were just inventing that procedure when that fence was put up.

True.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I've seen better backyards in Rwanda during the Hutu-Tutsi conflict. Somebody said Bosnia one time but that's not even accurate. Everywhere in Bosnia shits on this pig's backyard.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Oh it was high winds all right...

black fence

 

[guest]

this would not even be remotely close to the deductible on any homeowner's policy. That fence falling down probably increases the property value

 

[guest]

Not even a thank you for that “I’ll buy another of your books to help.” Not even an acknowledgment. Which is funny, because the pig desperately needs every penny it can pinch right now.

That dude aint buying any books, please...just another POS twitter fag, all talk.

 

[guest]

if we knew his Insurance provider we can contact one of their auditors for Insurance fraud. Show him the fence twitter pics of the dilapidated, rotted wood.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You mean to tell me that Pats haunted house fence cant handle the wind? I find that hard to believe.

Why would you wait for this to fall over before replacing it? That is embarrassing. There's like five 4"x4"x8' posts and four panels. You could replace this yourself in two days (posts need to set) for like $300 depending on how fancy you want your new panels. And he wants to use homeowner's insurance!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he still tries to claim it.

 

[Raymond]

"wife informed me"

What a fat way to talk

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Even if Pat was home Niki would have to take care of it. Niki wears the pants of the two because Pat is useless as a man.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"wife informed me"

What a fat way to talk

Translation: His Landlord/Roommate told him to clean up the fence when he is done with his dork convention.

 

[Stent]

Wait, wait, wait. Are you seriously telling me that the pig with a house made of sticks had a big bad wolf turn up and blow it down? Fuck this. I'm killing myself because the simulation isn't real for me anymore.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Felony bad weather