Quandumb Leap: You've leaped into Anthony's body the moment after the black woman beats him up in Times Square...

[UnPRePared]

... and you come to with his phone in your hands, Twitter open and at the ready.

What do you write? Can you even see what you're typing through his sissy tears?

Choose wisely, Samuel Beckett.

 

[Chapel]

The problem is you’d aim for that point but you’d actually end up a young child in a shower next to his dumb brother as the curtain opens and Joe Cumia sr’s cock comes into view

 

[UnPRePared]

The problem is you’d aim for that point but you’d actually end up a young child in a shower next to his dumb brother as the curtain opens and Joe Cumia sr’s cock comes into view

Someone's saying "Oh, boy" in that shower, but it's not you...

 

[guest]

I would go on an even bigger racist rant so that would be a complete pariah, and I would purposely alienate my ball washer so nobody would subscribe to compound media. Then I would eat a turkey sandwich and hang myself.

 

[guest]

Hey I never understood this about quantum leap... Who the fuck got his body? Like did it just disappear, or was all the different people whose bodies he was jumping into going to his body? Or was his body like in a coma or something?

If I had to make a TV show I think I would make quantum leap from the perspective of his body. So it's like the same dude, but it's a different person in control of his body every episode.

Say body some more, faggot.

 

[Phish]

I thought this was a QuantumLeapQuadan thread. Sniff.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Hey I never understood this about quantum leap... Who the fuck got his body? Like did it just disappear, or was all the different people whose bodies he was jumping into going to his body? Or was his body like in a coma or something?

If I had to make a TV show I think I would make quantum leap from the perspective of his body. So it's like the same dude, but it's a different person in control of his body every episode.

Say body some more, faggot.

never watch it other than the i am retarded gif, did he ever get into a womans body and get fucked? that would be fucking gay

 

[UnPRePared]

Hey I never understood this about quantum leap... Who the fuck got his body? Like did it just disappear, or was all the different people whose bodies he was jumping into going to his body? Or was his body like in a coma or something?

If I had to make a TV show I think I would make quantum leap from the perspective of his body. So it's like the same dude, but it's a different person in control of his body every episode.

Say body some more, faggot.

I sat and watched the show during lockdown here, ended up really liking it. It's a neat concept.

So, his body... Later in the series they show that when his consciousness transfers to a body, that body's consciousness transfers to his. It leads to disorientation with said people, but it was clearly a writers cheat so they could interview the original "host" to help Sam solve what he needed to in the others body.

Of course they're rebooting it.

 

[Imager]

Haven't watched it in years, but I think there's a retard episode. Probably contains some gold.

 

[UnPRePared]

Haven't watched it in years, but I think there's a retard episode. Probably contains some gold.

Oh it does.

 

[Chapel]

I sat and watched the show during lockdown here, ended up really liking it. It's a neat concept.

So, his body... Later in the series they show that when his consciousness transfers to a body, that body's consciousness transfers to his. It leads to disorientation with said people, but it was clearly a writers cheat so they could interview the original "host" to help Sam solve what he needed to in the others body.

Of course they're rebooting it.

I’m not even sure it was Sam’s consciousness that transfers to other bodies because there’s been episodes Sam leapt into amputees and shit but still had all his appendages. I think it was that Sam leapt in but the “aura” of the original person remained thats why they saw the original person but if Sam leapt into a flid in a wheelchair he could stand and walk

 

[Chapel]

I sat and watched the show during lockdown here, ended up really liking it. It's a neat concept.

So, his body... Later in the series they show that when his consciousness transfers to a body, that body's consciousness transfers to his. It leads to disorientation with said people, but it was clearly a writers cheat so they could interview the original "host" to help Sam solve what he needed to in the others body.

Of course they're rebooting it.

There’s been talk of rebooting it ever since Dr Who was rebooted.
They should do a race swap. Black Dr Sam Beckett, Quantum Rape

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I’m not even sure it was Sam’s consciousness that transfers to other bodies because there’s been episodes Sam leapt into amputees and shit but still had all his appendages. I think it was that Sam leapt in but the “aura” of the original person remained thats why they saw the original person but if Sam leapt into a flid in a wheelchair he could stand and walk

Animals and kids were the only ones that could see Sam through the aura.

 

[DMAN]

The problem was there was no jookes in there. If they went on-air, and put the jookes in there everything would have turned out fine.

 

[UnPRePared]

I’m not even sure it was Sam’s consciousness that transfers to other bodies because there’s been episodes Sam leapt into amputees and shit but still had all his appendages. I think it was that Sam leapt in but the “aura” of the original person remained thats why they saw the original person but if Sam leapt into a flid in a wheelchair he could stand and walk

Like I said, writers cheat.

In the beginning, his body was lost in time, like it merged in place of the hosts body. Then years later they introduce the consciousness swapping, after his body reappeared somehow? I think when him and Al switched places?

I only watched the run once, it still confuses me sometimes. This is why they create Show Bibles.

 

[Stent]

I write exactly what Anthony wrote and then leap out because I've made sure the timeline follows the correct path. I look in the mirror and see a bucktooth spic with glasses and an ironic pop-culture baseball cap. The phone rings and I see Opie's name come up. I say "Oh boy".

I thought this was a QuantumLeapQuadan thread. Sniff.

Leave it alone. sniff

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

Call Lyndsi a cunt and tweet out his credit card info.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I have my doubts that it even ever happened. The most plausible theory is that Nana went out looking for some tranny meat and mistook the negress for a he/she, causing her to flip out on him. Panicky and desperate for an alibi, Nana turned it into "black-on-white" crime, just in case anyone recognized him. The "this isn't your show" guys were most likely just random guys laughing at the two-shirted faggot getting slapped around by a woman.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I have my doubts that it even ever happened. The most plausible theory is that Nana went out looking for some tranny meat and mistook the negress for a he/she, causing her to flip out on him. Panicky and desperate for an alibi, Nana turned it into "black-on-white" crime, just in case anyone recognized him. The "this isn't your show" guys were most likely just random guys laughing at the two-shirted faggot getting slapped around by a woman.

This theory makes a lot of sense. Nana was obviously into trannies decades before she met Norton, but chose to pretend to be heterosexual in order to not disappoint her family more than they already were. Nana was clearly a huge fan of Ron Perlman on tv’s Beauty and the Beast, which led to the sham marriage to Jennifer. When Norton arrived on the scene Jim’s love of getting barebacked by men in dresses reignited something in Nana, thus shedding her cloak of heterosexuality for the lust filled nights of bug chasing. In closing, Anthony Cumia is a gay nigger with AIDS.

 

[guest]

I can’t imagine a funnier scenario then what unfolded because of that tweet so I wouldn’t change anything.