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Qadan death anniversary thread

DominusOdium

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Firstly, Happy belated birthday to my beautiful @captain_kamala

Secondly, the day we found out that his name was literally Christopher Da Coon may be as important as the event itself. I understand why some people used to say that the sub used to write reality itself.
I heard his cellies are Nathaniel Nigger and Peter Porchmonkey
 

aRTie02150

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I can't imagine stealing a Vizio Soundbar, getting spooked and leaving it in the store vestibule, running to my Jeep Patriot with my kid confused and probably crying not knowing why he's running away from the store and putting him in the back seat of the car expecting him to buckle himself, putting a jacket over your plate, and screeching away and crashing at an intersection and rolling over causing your kid to be launched from the vehicle because you thought the police were coming for you when they were there for a completely separate call.

All while wearing a goofy shirt. His day couldn't have gotten worse.
 
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DominusOdium

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I can't imagine stealing a Vizio Soundbar, getting spooked and leaving it in the store vestibule, running to my Jeep Patriot with my kid confused and probably crying not knowing why he's running away from the store and putting him in the back seat of the car expecting him to buckle himself, putting a jacket over your plate, and screeching away and crashing at an intersection and rolling over causing your kid to be launched from the vehicle because you thought the police were coming for you when they were there for a completely separate call.

All while wearing a goofy shirt. His day couldn't have gotten worse.
Jim and Sam could've been on the car stereo while all this happens.
 
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I can't imagine stealing a Vizio Soundbar, getting spooked and leaving it in the store vestibule, running to my Jeep Patriot with my kid confused and probably crying not knowing why he's running away from the store and putting him in the back seat of the car expecting him to buckle himself, putting a jacket over your plate, and screeching away and crashing at an intersection and rolling over causing your kid to be launched from the vehicle because you thought the police were coming for you when they were there for a completely separate call.

All while wearing a goofy shirt. His day couldn't have gotten worse.
We get it. You remember all the little details. Tone it down you faggot.
 

WheelchairFred

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I can't imagine stealing a Vizio Soundbar, getting spooked and leaving it in the store vestibule, running to my Jeep Patriot with my kid confused and probably crying not knowing why he's running away from the store and putting him in the back seat of the car expecting him to buckle himself, putting a jacket over your plate, and screeching away and crashing at an intersection and rolling over causing your kid to be launched from the vehicle because you thought the police were coming for you when they were there for a completely separate call.

All while wearing a goofy shirt. His day couldn't have gotten worse.
Sure it could have. He tried to outsmart the police by crouching behind a shrub. And when found the cops marched him back over to the crumpled, mangled body of his toddler to see the mess he'd made. And then he started wailing like an Italian grandma at a funeral.
 
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