Q: Why did Pat stop posting gym pics?

[More Worser]

Holy shit that's a great dump!

That’s what the janitor said after Pat overfilled a gym toilet with partially digested goyslop

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That’s what the janitor said after Pat overfilled a gym toilet with partially digested goyslop

"I've seen many a dump in my time, but this one takes the cake."

"Did somebody say 'cake'?"

 

[CruisinColin]

Does anybody have the screencap of the instagram gym page that was mostly Pat selfies, please?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Does anybody have the screencap of the instagram gym page that was mostly Pat selfies, please?

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Notice he waited a year to actually put it together.

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Wha happen

 

[swole_edging_llc]

FFwBT?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget his jumping boxes!

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Wha happen

Coincidence that the 1st floor unit *right below his attic gym hasn't been rented out in 2 years?

 

[CruisinColin]

Thanks, babe.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Don’t forget his jumping boxes!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Don’t forget his jumping boxes!

That's the best part of his home gym. If he ever went to a crossfit gym they wouldn't allow him to do box jumps because of his obesity. They would make him do step ups on those mini step boxes you see in the ladies group classes. He's fat if you understand what I'm laying down here, B

 

[More Worser]

One of these things is not like the others

 

[More Worser]

Wha happen

What happened is he has model airplanes and spaceships but still hasn’t built them. Some of them are still attached to the plastic gating left over from the injection molding process:

 

[DominusOdium]

A few of us had this going as a /b/ ylyl gag for awhile, swapping out other people's photos with disgusting shit or other popular memes. It was worth it just to have people ask who the fat creepy guy was over and over

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What happened is he has model airplanes and spaceships but still hasn’t built them. Some of them are still attached to the plastic gating left over from the injection molding process:

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Felony craft night, stlaker.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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A. This didn’t happen
B. “Brown person”
You know he’s actually said worse than any imagined Trump supporter has said.

 

[More Worser]

A. This didn’t happen
B. “Brown person”
You know he’s actually said worse than any imagined Trump supporter has said.

Pat: "That dickhead thought I wasn't a race traitor." Even in Pat's fictional stories he's an obsequious suck up. "Yes, suh, mista massa, suh. Ah don't like no wypipo no how, no, suh."

He doesn't seem particularly fond of non-Whites aside from grist for his pepperoni mill, yet he would never refer to even a fictional non-White as a dickhead.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Felony craft night, stlaker.

There's no way she was a catch even when she was in her early 20s. Poor girl was the ugly duckling her whole life.

 

[More Worser]

There's no way she was a catch even when she was in her early 20s. Poor girl was the ugly duckling her whole life.

Those are your delusions again, stlaker. Plenty of gassy niggers and patrons of lesbian bars around "MKE" prove you wrong, stlaker child.

 

[Cuphead]

Will always be one of my favorite Patposting pics. All the people in shape lifting weights, then Pat's gay selfies