Putin gave me an awesome birthday present

[guest]

He's been bombing the fuck out of Ukraine all day and making that fat fuck Patrick spaz out on Twitter.

Thank you, comrade!

 

[Meownaw]

I like how everyone on Twitter suddenly acts like they have been standing with the Ukraine for years. Lying faggots.

 

[DanFielding]

Up until a couple of days ago most of them, Pat included, couldn’t find Ukraine on a map.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I like how everyone on Twitter suddenly acts like they have been standing with the Ukraine for years. Lying faggots.

He was calling all Russians election meddlers like two weeks ago, hypocritical Pat is a cornerstone of his array of personalities

 

[guest]

Up until a couple of days ago most of them, Pat included, couldn’t find Ukraine on a map.

He couldn't find MEXICO on a map.

 

[Raymond]

Putin is a scary fuck though, to be completely honest with you.

 

[guest]

Putin is a scary fuck though, to be completely honest with you.

Because he's awesome. My sister and me were laughing because I was explaining who he used to be.

In every 80s action movie where the spy would get caught, and that scary Russian who would come in and talk about having ways of making you talk... Putin is the guy that character was based on. Ruthless KGB motherfucker back when the USSR was actually scary.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Happy birthday, sport.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Treat yourself, check out the Ukrainian Bride agency they might have some really good fire sale/deals on some chicks with fucked up teeth like Rock Chew

 

[guest]

Happy birthday, sport.

Thanks brotherman

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like how everyone on Twitter suddenly acts like they have been standing with the Ukraine for years. Lying faggots.

They couldn’t find Ukraine on a map until today

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I just saw an interview with an American commie faggot who had gone to Ukraine to fight with russian militias against the western backed Ukrainian militias.

What's stopping you from joining the other side, piggy boy? Oh I forgot, lifelong cowardice and fear of real life confrontation.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Because he's awesome. My sister and me were laughing because I was explaining who he used to be.

In every 80s action movie where the spy would get caught, and that scary Russian who would come in and talk about having ways of making you talk... Putin is the guy that character was based on. Ruthless KGB motherfucker back when the USSR was actually scary.

"...My name ees Vladimir Putin. I don't know you're name yet ... but I vill..."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He couldn't find MEXICO on a map.

he couldn't find his fat ass on a map (because it's so big it would appear there). You all make a good point though, Ukrainian mail order brides are going to be going cheap soon. Praise Comrade Putin (as soon as my check from him clears)

 

[Udders]

He couldn't find MEXICO on a map.

I can't find Wisconsin on the map and I live there.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Is he implying that the niggers and liberal white women protesting in the streets of America for the past 5 years were in no immediate danger of being gunned down by racist cops or white supremacists? Very disrespectful.

 

[guest]

Is he implying that the niggers and liberal white women protesting in the streets of America for the past 5 years were in no immediate danger of being gunned down by racist cops or white supremacists? Very disrespectful.

I mean he's not coming right out and saying it, but it's heavily implied that that's what he's saying.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

 

[guest]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
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RIBS

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Putin is a scary fuck though, to be completely honest with you.

He is odd. Look at him singing ze american "rocking and rolling" muzik with a bunch of imported blacks.