Professional Twitter Cunt weighs in on cruelty in humor

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This is one of the strangest things I've ever read.

If this is really a thing this guy would have done it, he had a huge cock and would "accidentally" show it to you, he came home and found his wife fucking a nigger and grabbed his rifle then beat the nigger over the head with it, that got him his longest time in jail

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I did two years in a federal penitentiary and never heard of this

He used to tell people about it all the time, if it did happen it would have been back in the mid 70's, i've searched online more than few times and found nothing

 

[Clint Ruin]

mid 70's

So 50 years ago. You hanging out in old folks homes or something?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

So 50 years ago. You hanging out in old folks homes or something?

worked with him, he was late fifties at the time

 

[UnPRePared]

Didn’t he threaten to murder his ex wife and her second, better husband on stage at an open mic comedy show? But yeah, let’s overlook murdering the mother of his child (child) and talk about other people’s comedy. After all, it “pays the bills”, eh Fatrick?

Ok... Why isn't that brought up more against him?

Wish we had video.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I caught a mouse in a glue trap in my kitchen the other day. The last sound it ever heard was me saying "nice hammer, stupid." It was probably like "what?" in mouse language, and then I smashed it with a hammer and it's eyes popped out.

I don't want to kill animals, but if I have to, I'll at least make it funny. I also hunt, which is what you're supposed to do with guns and thank fuck I've never fucked up and made anything suffer because that would ruin the whole experience for me

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

didnt he say he shot a squirrel ?

Ah...here it is.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1291408928908226560

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

didnt he say he shot a squirrel ?

Ah...here it is.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1291408928908226560

Think about his property. Where did he shoot this squirrel and with what? If he even shot a pellet gun back there he'd probably take some little black kid's eye out in a window across the alley. Also, if you shoot a squirrel with most pellet guns, it will just hurt them and possibly give them lead poisoning, and then they get slow and stupid and a cat gets them and also gets sick, and so on.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Think about his property. Where did he shoot this squirrel and with what? If he even shot a pellet gun back there he'd probably take some little black kid's eye out in a window across the alley. Also, if you shoot a squirrel with most pellet guns, it will just hurt them and possibly give them lead poisoning, and then they get slow and stupid and a cat gets them and also gets sick, and so on.

He's on a bus line, seems irresponsible to be shooting anything off in that area

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think about his property. Where did he shoot this squirrel and with what? If he even shot a pellet gun back there he'd probably take some little black kid's eye out in a window across the alley. Also, if you shoot a squirrel with most pellet guns, it will just hurt them and possibly give them lead poisoning, and then they get slow and stupid and a cat gets them and also gets sick, and so on.

Its illegal to do in the city of milwaukee

 

[Clint Ruin]

Its illegal to do in the city of milwaukee

Lucky for him he's not a criminal, just a habitual, pathological liar.

Seriously, though, the frequency that he makes shit up shows serious mental illness.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Cruelty? Yknow, I think I'm starting to see why so many people call Rick the Marquis de Sade

 

[guest]

I feel ya, mother fuckers built a nest under the handle of my recycling bin, I found that shit out the fun way

Nice environmentalism, stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

didnt he say he shot a squirrel ?

Ah...here it is.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1291408928908226560

retweet @ MPD

 

[Say “Cookie”]

This Rick guy is a real jerk.