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Professional author desperate for viral tweet screws up your/you’re

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Patrick’s anniversary is October 21st. He is celebrating his 4th wedding anniversary in Costa Rica. His address is listed in various places.

Would be a shame if the Pepperoni Bandit showed up and left cold cuts all over his front walkway.
I’ve said it before, but someone should make sure he’s alerted his civil, well behaved neighbors, that he’ll need his mail picked up for the days he’s absent. Wouldn’t want a hoodlum stealing mail, that’s a felony.
 

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Full disclosure: I was too retarded to notice this initially but this fat idiot misspelled "grade school" while berating someone for being stupid. How hateable and uniquely "Pat" of him.

Also, small side note from this exchange but Robert Enna attempted to insult Pat after this by telling him to go teach at a shitty community college. A job he's not qualified for. 🤣
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Translation - the constant corrections that were highlighted every time he texted or typed anything brought back memories of the steady stream of Ds and Fs in high school. Mama's Special Little Guy can't have his delusions of intellect punctured, child!
The idea of someone finding and posting his high school grades here has me rock hard.

No, I did not graduate with a 1.8 GPA, child.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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Weird. Half his tweets ain't showing up for me. Ah well, we'll just add thst the the ever-growing list of shit he can't get right but expects others to.
Same here, also following some of the rascals tweeting him, their tweets are only showing up days ago, but when sign out and check there are some minutes,hours, old today
 

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This nigga didn't even have a peak- maybe suckering some rube into giving him money for that shitty book he wrote. This motherfucker was completely forgettable in high school and literally couldn't hack junior college. Niggers and spics who literally arrived 5-10 years ago have more of a formal education than Patrick will ever have.
 
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