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"...that's badass and beautiful without being sexualized" is up there with "laughing and crying in all the right places" when it comes to weird Rick catchphrases.
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It really says something that he thinks toys are just sex objects because he's only ever been around convention freaks who jerk off over sexualized toys.
"Dozens" of messages from friends and family, eh, Pat? How come you never, ever seem to spend time with any of them except that one dork who shows up from time to time, Rakdaddy and your fat ugly cunt wife then?
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He would have popped it first time out
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In his birthday wish to himself he mentions food twice.
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Normal people social media post on their birthday is something like “thanks everyone for all the birthday wishes, it was nice to hear from all of you!” Etc. Not Pat! A 42 year old man has to say “Happy Birthday to ME!” because he’s so lonely and fishing for attention he doesn’t get on his special day.
Pat doesn’t have real friends and his family hates him. He’s a regular at a local bar yet goes alone. He doesn’t meet up with other friends / regulars, he goes alone and sits alone while others avoid him. He takes his laptop because he’s screaming to be noticed.
He’s also fat.
Pat doesn’t have real friends and his family hates him. He’s a regular at a local bar yet goes alone. He doesn’t meet up with other friends / regulars, he goes alone and sits alone while others avoid him. He takes his laptop because he’s screaming to be noticed.
He’s also fat.
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How many times do you think he’s stuck an action figure up his asshole?
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He was late 30s here. I bet he still says things like “Amazeballs” and “Ridonkulus”
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you ever see those porn videos titled "Figurine cum tribute glazing" and think who the fuck would watch that
Patrick is into things
Patrick is into things
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Id also like to point out that pat is a fucking idiot trying talk about shit he has no idea about.
First: Its called "Top Fuel" not "top drag fuel" Its nitro methane you fucking idiot.
Second: You dont measure the chain spinning in MPH. Its measured in RPM.
Jesus pat did you fail basic science classes in high school?
First: Its called "Top Fuel" not "top drag fuel" Its nitro methane you fucking idiot.
Second: You dont measure the chain spinning in MPH. Its measured in RPM.
Jesus pat did you fail basic science classes in high school?
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If you measured him for genuineness and individuality, it would be less of a percentage than his GPA.
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I've never met a little girl who wants to be badass. Even when their pc parents tries to push boys stuff on them, they don't want it
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tough traditional alpha masculinity is amazeballs
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I'm constantly baffled at how little self awareness he has that he doesn't realize what a faggot he comes across as.
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Did he really count the number of messages he received? Maybe he should try counting calories instead.
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I hope she cut its head off with one of Jon's knivesFinally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
