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Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!

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Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
 

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Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
He sent her a Star Wars animal thing one year. I'd bet she doesn't give a shit about Star Wars but he sends her a $10 Star Wars toy every Christmas like it's a special thing between just them.
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
its for him
 

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Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
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also lol at piggy acting all puritanical about sexualized star wars figurines
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The fact that in 2017 he was shocked to "find" (like he had to look around) Disney dolls that aren't sexualized shows he had zero experience shopping for girl toys at all the previous 5 years of Jon's daughter's life. It's not special, it's never been remarkable. If anything the perverted sexually deviant conventions he attends are the abnormal ones.

1990 Leia toy covered from the neck down, just as an example I know everyone here knows already, but it's truly amazing how out of touch with reality he chooses to be just to act like a sassy faggot on Twitter
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The fact that in 2017 he was shocked to "find" (like he had to look around) Disney dolls that aren't sexualized shows he had zero experience shopping for girl toys at all the previous 5 years of Jon's daughter's life.
It's always been this way; here's the 70s Princess Leia:

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I don't know if he's a worse parent or Star Wars fan.
 
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