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HE CALLS THEM "PREZZIES"!!!
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Itβs a doll fucko, you brought up sex, fat.Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
If he's talking about his daughter then that makes exactly 2 tweets he has mentioned her without using her as a prop for whatever bullshit he's on and both times he bought her some shitty star wars toy she probably didn't give a shit about.Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
I bet they had to throw giant crates of these in landfills because no one bought them.Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
He sent her a Star Wars animal thing one year. I'd bet she doesn't give a shit about Star Wars but he sends her a $10 Star Wars toy every Christmas like it's a special thing between just them.Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
its for himDid he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
Did he actually buy a gift for Annabelle??! That's gotta be a technicality tomlinson. He IMPLIES it's for Annabelle but it's really for Nikki or one of her dumb nieces or something. If it was for his daughter he would've been oinking about how he selflessly bought this cheap chink toy for her despite not being allowed to see her.
Freak.Finally! A Star Wars toy that isn't sexy!
That woman having her anus hanging out was integral to her character, child.View attachment 62823
also lol at piggy acting all puritanical about sexualized star wars figurines
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Reminds me of this from the onion only remove the stepdad partView attachment 62823
also lol at piggy acting all puritanical about sexualized star wars figurines
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It always disgusts me when people fish for sympathy under the guise of trying to be helpful.
It's always been this way; here's the 70s Princess Leia:The fact that in 2017 he was shocked to "find" (like he had to look around) Disney dolls that aren't sexualized shows he had zero experience shopping for girl toys at all the previous 5 years of Jon's daughter's life.
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