Pretty certain my sister-in-law has a thing for me

[guest]

It could all be a ruse but I doubt it. When she said that shit at the mall I thought she was joking at first until she said she wished she had met me first before her sister. Just the way she said it and the look she gave me I could tell she was being serious but it’s the first time she’s ever come right out and said anything like that. In the past the flirtation was always more playful and not so obvious. She absolutely was telling me she’s interested. Whether she’d actually cheat or not though I can’t say for sure.

I still say keep in the roledex. There’s no possible situation where it ends well.

 

[Sue Lightning]

You’re all some goddamn weirdos, funsters.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I had to Jack after this. Something about fucking a girl you’re not supposed to fuck cuz it would break people’s heart is so cool

 

[Agent Smith]

You’re all some goddamn weirdos, funsters.

In many cultures encouraging a man to destroy his childrens' lives by fucking their aunt is a sign of great respect.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Since Niko Avocado's open asshole and scrotum pics were banned from the forum, Off-Topic in many ways has gotten even more degenerate.

If you are going to be with somebody else, never with somebody that has any type of contact with your family, genuinely. I would tell you if I wasn't.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

We’re taking a trip to Maine later this month her family and mine. I hadn’t even thought of it until you said that. I just found out the other day that our vacations overlap that week so we’re all supposed to get together.

@admin Please sticky this thread.

 

[Sue Lightning]

This niggers gonna be the first man to have this forum in divorce documents

 

[BraunsGhost]

This niggers gonna be the first man to have this forum in divorce documents

I'm pretty sure my wife would mention it on ours if she ever filed for it.

 

[Agent Smith]

This niggers gonna be the first man to have this forum in divorce documents

If he has boys they'll eventaully understand that those are really nice breasts and forgive him. If he has girls, the world can always use more strippers.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I haven’t beaten off in over two weeks (saving up a monster load for tomorrow night) but you have really tested me here brotherman. Lord, give me strength

Dude you're gonna cum in like 15 seconds

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

She texted me just now.. my daughter is sleeping over there tonight. She sent me a bunch of pictures of our kids playing together. Should I ask if I can borrow a used tampon to steep in some hot tea?

Always maintain an air of plausible deniability

"I used to love having sleepovers like that, don't you wish you could go back in time and relive those days"

She'll probably write back some slutty shit like "who says we can't do it now ;)"

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I wish you hand no hands to type.

So he can type as shittily as you just did here?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You really, really wanna do this? Plan a big family vacation, some all-inclusive tropical holiday.

The booze will be flowing, lowering inhibitions and giving convenient excuses if she feels guilty afterwards. There will be multiple hotel rooms, changing rooms, bathrooms, lots of places to sneak around.

No one will have a fixed schedule, there will be countless opportunities to make your move, it'll be easy to split off and disappear without too much suspicion. More reasons to not have your phones on you, etc.

Shit sounds way too risky to pull in your everyday, imo. Maybe after you get the ball rolling first on vacay and you can co-ordinate, but that's another can of worms imo.

Honestly both couples should just get drunk and swap, that way there's no guilt

 

[Sue Lightning]

If he has boys they'll eventaully understand that those are really nice breasts and forgive him.

“You have to understand, my brothers cocksleeve sloppy seconds was worth more to me than you guys.”

 

[guest]

I haven’t beaten off in over two weeks (saving up a monster load for tomorrow night) but you have really tested me here brotherman. Lord, give me strength

For da show

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

TYFYS

 

[Agent Smith]

“You have to understand, my brothers cocksleeve sloppy seconds was worth more to me than you guys.”

"Don't you want to have sex with someone who isn't your mom? How can you judge me for wanting the same thing?"

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Since Niko Avocado's open asshole and scrotum pics were banned from the forum, Off-Topic in many ways has gotten even more degenerate.

Is this true? No more avocado asshole? @admin please stop violating my free speech, LIBTARD

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I always suspected she probably did because she’s very touchy and overly sweet with me when i see her even though she’s a cunt to most everyone else. Even my wife has noticed and commented on it before. Then the other day she babysat my kid and I met her at the mall by myself to pick her up and was jokingly complaining about her sister (my wife). So she goes “do you ever wish we could switch?”
I didn’t know what she meant at first so I gave her a puzzled look and she goes “partner switch. You and me and X (her husband) and X (my wife)”
I got kind of uncomfortable and said “ya I dunno. Maybe. Do you think we’d get along as a couple?” and she sort of winked at me and said I think we’d work really well together. Then she said something about how she wishes she’d met me first instead of her sister.
To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with. But she’s got a smoking body and I can’t deny I popped a rod driving home thinking about her performing her wifely duties on me. Maybe in another life… but until then I’m going to close my eyes and imagine what it would be like to eat her asshole.

Ah the ole Hunter Biden, this is how I imagine it went on for years before he plowed his SiL

 

[UnPRePared]

This niggers gonna be the first man to have this forum in divorce documents

"Your honor, it wasn't my idea! I was forced to do it by The Funsters!"