Pretty certain my sister-in-law has a thing for me

[Ladynyahh]

Id tongue punch that shit box if you know what I mean

 

[Milk74]

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

I would love to give that asshole some head.

 

[HH Brother]

Id tongue punch that shit box if you know what I mean

I think I'm picking up what you're putting down, nyahhster.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Wow dude she's beautiful, i love a face like that

 

[chocolatehellhole]

If you won’t, I will, funster.

View attachment 141263

 

[HH Brother]

@Capn Dicktickler you know, it wouldn't hurt your rib futures if you gave us more of your equity pussy and asshole compensation shots, ticklerster.

Even if it's the same shot and 0.01% different, it's still worth posting.

 

[DMAN]

I always suspected she probably did because she’s very touchy and overly sweet with me when i see her even though she’s a cunt to most everyone else. Even my wife has noticed and commented on it before. Then the other day she babysat my kid and I met her at the mall by myself to pick her up and was jokingly complaining about her sister (my wife). So she goes “do you ever wish we could switch?”
I didn’t know what she meant at first so I gave her a puzzled look and she goes “partner switch. You and me and X (her husband) and X (my wife)”
I got kind of uncomfortable and said “ya I dunno. Maybe. Do you think we’d get along as a couple?” and she sort of winked at me and said I think we’d work really well together. Then she said something about how she wishes she’d met me first instead of her sister.
To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with. But she’s got a smoking body and I can’t deny I popped a rod driving home thinking about her performing her wifely duties on me. Maybe in another life… but until then I’m going to close my eyes and imagine what it would be like to eat her asshole.

I was going to entertain your stupid little American Beauty convictions, fucking faggot, but then I realized something.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

Who sees “LAUGH” in big letters at the store and goes “Im gonna buy this and put it on my bedroom shelf”

I’ll give you something to laugh about, WHAM here’s cum in your eye

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Who sees “LAUGH” in big letters at the store and goes “Im gonna buy this and put it on my bedroom shelf”

Someone with a very edible asshole

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

@Capn Dicktickler you know, it wouldn't hurt your rib futures if you gave us more of your equity pussy and asshole compensation shots, ticklerster.

Even if it's the same shot and 0.01% different, it's still worth posting.

If everyone goes and car crashes DMANs very rude post about me being a white nigger I will post 3 more pictures (they’re delicious)

 

[chocolatehellhole]

If everyone goes and car crashes DMANs very rude post about me being a white nigger I will post 3 more pictures (they’re delicious)

Did my part... this guy is all about O&A lore and fucker wouldn't even look at me post about how close I was to becoming an Owen intern

 

[DMAN]

If everyone goes and car crashes DMANs very rude post about me being a white nigger I will post 3 more pictures (they’re delicious)

Secret Keeping Romantic Sissy

GET HER PREGNANT.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Damn you actually came through with nudes of a real person upon request.
Give yourself a bell

 

[DMAN]

Did my part... this guy is all about O&A lore and fucker wouldn't even look at me post about how close I was to becoming an Owen intern View attachment 141273

I would genuinely tell you if I was lying about not knowing about the XM lore, other than Jim Norton raping a drunk underaged girl on November 24, 2004 in what appears to have been a sanctioned event by SiriusXM in their own facilities. They have yet to make a statement on this matter. As far as you almost being an intern at XM, be glad you yourself were not raped in a closet that later became the Ron & Fez office. Did you happen to work fudda Oprah Channel?

 

[HH Brother]

If everyone goes and car crashes DMANs very rude post about me being a white nigger I will post 3 more pictures (they’re delicious)

Tough but fair. But just know, I don't hand out carcrashes willy nilly. They're strategic.

Better be worth it ster. I will rescind my carcrash upon further review.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Damn you actually came through with nudes of a real person upon request.
Give yourself a bell

I’ve got a whole collection of them brotherman. Finding her pictures on that laptop was a feeling I can only compare to how I imagine those starving pilgrims felt when they landed at Plymouth Rock

 

[HH Brother]

I’ve got a whole collection of them brotherman. Finding her pictures on that laptop was a feeling I can only compare to how I imagine those starving pilgrims felt when they landed at Plymouth Rock

How many pics in total, funster?

 

[guest]

I always suspected she probably did because she’s very touchy and overly sweet with me when i see her even though she’s a cunt to most everyone else. Even my wife has noticed and commented on it before. Then the other day she babysat my kid and I met her at the mall by myself to pick her up and was jokingly complaining about her sister (my wife). So she goes “do you ever wish we could switch?”
I didn’t know what she meant at first so I gave her a puzzled look and she goes “partner switch. You and me and X (her husband) and X (my wife)”
I got kind of uncomfortable and said “ya I dunno. Maybe. Do you think we’d get along as a couple?” and she sort of winked at me and said I think we’d work really well together. Then she said something about how she wishes she’d met me first instead of her sister.
To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with. But she’s got a smoking body and I can’t deny I popped a rod driving home thinking about her performing her wifely duties on me. Maybe in another life… but until then I’m going to close my eyes and imagine what it would be like to eat her asshole.

Saw the pics she’s hot but I might see you on a true crime documentree. Steal her panties at least?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

How many pics in total, funster?

Close to 100. But some of them were so blurry it’s like I’m jerking off with a pair of broken bifocals. I saved all the best ones in a Zip file.. my private reserve. Very choice

 

[HH Brother]

Close to 100. But some of them were so blurry it’s like I’m jerking off with a pair of broken bifocals. I saved all the best ones in a Zip file.. my private reserve. Very choice

Okayster.

So more posting. Less describing.