Pretty certain my sister-in-law has a thing for me

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I always suspected she probably did because she’s very touchy and overly sweet with me when i see her even though she’s a cunt to most everyone else. Even my wife has noticed and commented on it before. Then the other day she babysat my kid and I met her at the mall by myself to pick her up and was jokingly complaining about her sister (my wife). So she goes “do you ever wish we could switch?”
I didn’t know what she meant at first so I gave her a puzzled look and she goes “partner switch. You and me and X (her husband) and X (my wife)”
I got kind of uncomfortable and said “ya I dunno. Maybe. Do you think we’d get along as a couple?” and she sort of winked at me and said I think we’d work really well together. Then she said something about how she wishes she’d met me first instead of her sister.
To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with. But she’s got a smoking body and I can’t deny I popped a rod driving home thinking about her performing her wifely duties on me. Maybe in another life… but until then I’m going to close my eyes and imagine what it would be like to eat her asshole.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[Harry Powell]

I always suspected she probably did because she’s very touchy and overly sweet with me when i see her even though she’s a cunt to most everyone else. Even my wife has noticed and commented on it before. Then the other day she babysat my kid and I met her at the mall by myself to pick her up and was jokingly complaining about her sister (my wife). So she goes “do you ever wish we could switch?”
I didn’t know what she meant at first so I gave her a puzzled look and she goes “partner switch. You and me and X (her husband) and X (my wife)”
I got kind of uncomfortable and said “ya I dunno. Maybe. Do you think we’d get along as a couple?” and she sort of winked at me and said I think we’d work really well together. Then she said something about how she wishes she’d met me first instead of her sister.
To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with. But she’s got a smoking body and I can’t deny I popped a rod driving home thinking about her performing her wifely duties on me. Maybe in another life… but until then I’m going to close my eyes and imagine what it would be like to eat her asshole.

Pics, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FAGGOT

BLUR OUT HER FACE

this story gave me a stiffy and I need to finish

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

To be clear I would never do anything with her. My wife’s a cunt most of the time but so is she and her husbands a really cool guy that I’ve always gotten along with.

If he's such a nice guy why don't you fuck him instead?

 

[guest]

Post more about things you could have done in a different life

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Pics, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, FAGGOT

BLUR OUT HER FACE

this story gave me a stiffy and I need to finish

I actually have nude pictures of her. This retard gave us her used laptop years ago and was too stupid to delete the nudes off them. I found them in the recycle bin lmao. I would have to dig around to find them though. Unfortunately the picture quality isn’t great because it was an old laptop with a shitty cam.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I actually have nude pictures of her. This retard gave us her used laptop years ago and was too stupid to delete the nudes off them. I found them in the recycle bin lmao. I would have to dig around to find them though. Unfortunately the picture quality isn’t great because it was an old laptop with a shitty cam.

I was once given a girl's old laptop. It didn't have any nudes of her, just pictures of other guy's cocks.

 

[Harry Powell]

I actually have nude pictures of her. This retard gave us her used laptop years ago and was too stupid to delete the nudes off them. I found them in the recycle bin lmao. I would have to dig around to find them though. Unfortunately the picture quality isn’t great because it was an old laptop with a shitty cam.

Thx brotherman pls do ur best to find them


@admin pls ban user if he doesn’t follow through

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Thx brotherman pls do ur best to find them


@admin pls ban user if he doesn’t follow through

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

 

[Phish]

Pics or youre getting the SET treatment. Its too good to be true.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Pics or youre getting the SET treatment. Its too good to be true.

Refresh your browser dummy

 

[Harry Powell]

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

This is what your wife looks like too? Fucking A, brotherman

 

[Phish]

Refresh your browser dummy

Me waiting on the pics and trying to figure out how to reset my browser

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

This is what your wife looks like too? Fucking A, brotherman

Ya.. before I knocked her up. She still looks pretty good but her tits deflated a lot after she finished breastfeeding and now they’re like a couple of tube socks. Her ass is still one of the best ive ever seen though, that’s pretty much the reason I married her. Had to lock that turd cutter down

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

Not bad, brotherman.
But yeah, you fuck her and you'll ruin your life.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Not bad, brotherman.
But yeah, you fuck her and you'll ruin your life.

Her daughter and my daughter are best friends. It would ruin my kids life. Thankfully I have a secret stash of her shitty webcam nudes to jerk off to if I ever get the urge

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Her daughter and my daughter are best friends. It would ruin my kids life. Thankfully I have a secret stash of her shitty webcam nudes to jerk off to if I ever get the urge

Just like God intended. Amen.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Tell her u jerk off to her nudes over text then post a screenshot of her response

 

[ChimpanZ]

I don’t care if he made the whole thing up the fantasy is (Jim Norton voice) ffffffuckin ssexyyy man

 

[HH Brother]

Just a lil taste



To quote a very famous chromosomally challenged chef—

NOOOOTTT BAAAADDD

If you won’t, I will, funster.