"Pretend", a true crime podcast, did a triple feature on Pat published earlier this week. Includes interviews with Pat, Nikki and Hildy!

[CuntFucker .]

The Dan part was hilarious. Easily the greatest side character in Pat's story.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I loved them calling section 230 a technicality. Those damn pesky “laws.” Patrick only deems laws that work in his favor, or that he agrees with, as actual laws.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

The host calls Hildy 'Eric Heideman' towards the end of part 3. Also whoever that is on the fake voicemail is a shitty actor. That fake laugh is ridiculous.

 

[RickReternal]

She fucking stinks. I was on the she's-probably-abused train for quite awhile, but it's clear that she's just a shithead like her husband.

That's just...astonishing. Imagine how stupid she is to be blindly loyal to Pat? Imagine how stupid she is to think that the lawsuit was lost on a technicality rather than on its fundamentals?

I'm struggling over here.

 

[Meownaw]

he might have even offered reasonable solutions after the judgment was final!

Or not, guess we'll never know... it'd be funny if pat's stubbornness combined with brinton's ineptitude caused a cascade of keystone cops like legal maneuvering.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is making a lot of accusations that he has no proof that person actually did it. Only because they post here. Pat would lose in court making these wild accusations. I think thats why he just cries on podcasts ( to get that sweet attention and pity) about it instead of actually taking legal action. Why mention Dan if you arent going to anything about it? His address was posted here. He isnt hiding. Yet pat acts like his hands are tied until they can get his identity.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

the "technicality" is suing someone without prima facie evidence. If quasi was "complicit" in the harassment why couldn't they show it with four tries and two separate courts , jurisdictions and final judges?

Its so obvious that the lowest possible legal bar in the entire court system wasn't crossed. Nice softball questions, stupid.

Patrick also seems to think if only the judge had unmasked quasi everything else would instantly fall in to place. Like the challenge of proving that someone named “fart poop” leaving a review saying “not good” cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars. Or that people sending a fax to some shitty bar noone has heard of somehow caused umm..something…

He couldn’t even make it past the legal equivalent of tutorial island.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I should have ribbed more. A few things I got.

The mulch he said someone billed him for it or whatever but it turns out it was free. Who knew.

@admin who is just a discarded Elon AI running this place is apparently confused for that Quasi guy.

After hearing the other swat recordings I changed my mind and I doubt he did them all. I think he did a couple and then some kiwi took over.

Even though a reddit guy told me Niki looked like a broken woman when she was patting his dog outside of hooligans, I now think he thinks she's just as bad as him and she looked like shit because she's a fucked up retarded junkie who was coming down. The guy she was with was probably just a John considering he looked like a bald middle aged pedo.

 

[stealthygeek]

Patrick also seems to think if only the judge had unmasked quasi everything else would instantly fall in to place. Like the challenge of proving that someone named “fart poop” leaving a review saying “not good” cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars. Or that people sending a fax to some shitty bar noone has heard of somehow caused umm..something…

He couldn’t even make it past the legal equivalent of tutorial island.

I believe you're thinking of poopballs. A common mistake.

 

[Udders]

He just can't stop giving us content and producing milk from those luscious titty pecs. All he does is look ridiculous in these media appearances, which is easy for everyone to see except himself.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I didn’t like that rug muncher’s tone when she said Norm was dead.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I believe you're thinking of poopballs. A common mistake.

 

[SFWA liaison]

what's with Pat saying they only know the identity of one or two funsters? such a weird thing to lie about


I guess his "we can't press charges without a name" bullshit falls apart if he admits he has 5+ doxes and doesn't do shit with them

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Fucking narc quasi

Can't blame him. The ticket came in as a SEV-1 and he followed the checklist which is all Indians can do. We would have loved to have been on that bridge call as bajali nabadoomavashi started taking roll call.

 

[Harry Powell]

Despite what rickles and Brinto thinks. It seems quasi did send what he had, emails and ips from cloudflare. There's nothing else to give them anyway. The reason to stay anonymous besides the fact of quasis safety from a mentally deranged fatso who tweets he checks gun luggage to confront people, is the same as saying "why plead the fifth with nothing to hide". Basically why ask for a warrant (which Rick did in the podcast audio) when you did. Nothing wrong.

Quasi always said he would turn over whatever he had and we needed to take care of ourselves.

Neither Pat nor Brinty is a stranger to the internet, so I can’t help but feel they knew this was all Quasi had reasonable access to. They had the opportunity to drop him from the suit and didn’t.

I am 100% convinced Rick pushed for that. He’s an all-or-nothing stubborn faggot. He had to know Quasi didn’t really have anyone’s info, but he probably figured he could at least get one big “win” by getting the (previous) Admin.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Thank you for doing the lords work Brotherman.
The podcast is called pretend… Piggy pretends to be a successful author and political pundit. It’s pretty fitting.