Predict the Christmas present Pat brags about the most on twitter

[JoshFromMichigan]

I got my 6 year old nephew a book on dinosaurs and Legos. I'm sure the Pig's Christmas list is something similar.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is usually good for a mood killing post too. Some longwinded post about nazis or murder/deaths. He hates that most normal people will be having a good time with their loved ones and he will be imposing on anyone near him.

 

[guest]

Ok real answer - one of those countertop bread baking machines

 

[captainjapan]

I only bake bread with yeast fermented in Niki's vagina child. (It always smell like fried chicken farts)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fatrick will spend Christmas posting on craigslist offering to suck old mens cocks in his 6 banger mustang. Niki will be pulling train with the ghetto boyz

It's a turbo 4 cylinder Baretta Edition Mustang

 

[captainjapan]

It's a turbo 4 cylinder Baretta Edition Mustang

No child, it's a V8 hand built by Jack Roush and has 2,378 horsepower. It's what a man drives unlike your automatic Nissan child.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I pray your right and it has a short and starts a house fire in the hovel's 100 year old knob and tube cloth wiring. Hopefully his bacon grease blood helps him burn to death.

The whole neighborhood will smell like pork cracklins

It'll be some woke-themed board game, like pin the cock on the tranny

Communist monopoly, you go around but the state owns all the squares. It's less fun that way.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No child, it's a V8 hand built by Jack Roush and has 2,378 horsepower. It's what a man drives unlike your automatic Nissan child.

Lol actually that's what's in my Acura. Thing has some pickup, also it's worth 3 times Pat's thrice wrecked shitbox (his car, not Niki's pussy)