Predict the Christmas present Pat brags about the most on twitter

[AntSucks]

Pat will surely use Christmas to virtue signal how "in" he is with the current culture. What present will show how what a hip and cool nerd he is.

Also, the toy will probably be something he bought himself.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[Meownaw]

Definitely some woke book and some outdated electronic, remember he got a discless xbox one.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Still smarting from last year’s horrible Beef Wellington, Fatso will boast about a thrift store cooking appliance that Ugly Niki drunkenly buys him. “Yes child, this Ronco Rotisserie is pre-owned, but that just adds to the character”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Whatever Niki gets from her family Pat will claim it’s for the “both of them”. Pat isn’t getting shit this year and has been asked to stay home. I really hope all his local bars will be closed so he will have to sit alone on Christmas under his dirty pink blanket.

 

[captainjapan]

Fatrick will spend Christmas posting on craigslist offering to suck old mens cocks in his 6 banger mustang. Niki will be pulling train with the ghetto boyz

 

[guest]

Whatever Niki gets from her family Pat will claim it’s for the “both of them”. Pat isn’t getting shit this year and has been asked to stay home. I really hope all his local bars will be closed so he will have to sit alone on Christmas under his dirty pink blanket.

divorce lawyer consultation?

 

[Snake]

A book (LMAO)

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Still smarting from last year’s horrible Beef Wellington, Fatso will boast about a thrift store cooking appliance that Ugly Niki drunkenly buys him. “Yes child, this Ronco Rotisserie is pre-owned, but that just adds to the character”

Set it and forget it, just like my daughter.
Thanks for the perfect set up Carol.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He's gonna go for a Christmas goose and catch his half a house on fire

 

[sShenaniganz]

A better looking Sam

 

[FranksWirecutters]

A noose and a long winded note aren't on the list.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pat will surely use Christmas to virtue signal how "in" he is with the current culture. What present will show how what a hip and cool nerd he is.

Also, the toy will probably be something he bought himself.

He did this with the Bombas socks he got last year.

Which he probably bought for himself just so he could preen about it.

 

[Tortfeasor]

It'll be some woke-themed board game, like pin the cock on the tranny

 

[guest]

Still smarting from last year’s horrible Beef Wellington, Fatso will boast about a thrift store cooking appliance that Ugly Niki drunkenly buys him. “Yes child, this Ronco Rotisserie is pre-owned, but that just adds to the character”

I pray your right and it has a short and starts a house fire in the hovel's 100 year old knob and tube cloth wiring. Hopefully his bacon grease blood helps him burn to death.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's gonna go for a Christmas goose and catch his half a house on fire

If you ask me, he IS a Christmas goose!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

An adult toy, one of Niki's dildos.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If you ask me, he IS a Christmas goose!

Look I’m all about Patposting but come on man, that’s too far!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Look I’m all about Patposting but come on man, that’s too far!

I will not walk back my crude and hurtful statement, child

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Losers who have no financial agency of their own always get hyped up for Christmas/birthday gifts.