Praise Joe

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The only compliments this guy ever gets is when he’s called a violent, card-carrying white supremacist. How about we look for some more good in this guy, eh?

I’ll say that I have some respect for a guy who’s willing to do degrading work like busking at TGI Friday’s to pay for his Chinese guitars. (Will he do it to pay the light bill? Stay tuned.)

It’s also admirable that, as far as we know, Joe has never put a woman in intensive care for more than two weeks through his violence.

Anything else?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guess he deserves some praise for sticking around in his kid’s life (take that with a grain of salt, can you imagine dumb Joe at parent teacher night?)

Also he did manage to lose some weight, as much as we like to tease him.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that Joseph Cumia is a step above Patrick S. Tomlinson, but that’s not really a high bar at all. So is the shit I took this morning

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I guess he deserves some praise for sticking around in his kid’s life (take that with a grain of salt, can you imagine dumb Joe at parent teacher night?)

He’s just using Layla for her FB account.

 

[The Greaseman]

He can occasionally recognize and acknowledge the fundamental hilarity of the trolls he receives.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joe is just what happens when a boomers younger brother becomes more famous than him. Joe has a father complex to Anthony, which is really the source of all of his problems here. He’s not a maliciously “evil” person. Just LI trash who will do what he has to in order to get ahead. He’s also a fat pedophile.

 

[bumbum8]

As much as we make fun of him, he bullied his way into a life of leisure and free promo on a popular radio show for his cover band for years. He didn't do too much with it, but he did have it for a good long while.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

life of leisure

He’s playing to empty TGI Friday’s bars three times a week for $25/hour and all the discarded potato skins he can fish out of the trash. I don’t think his life worked out that great.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Joe is just what happens when a boomers younger brother becomes more famous than him. Joe has a father complex to Anthony, which is really the source of all of his problems here. He’s not a maliciously “evil” person. Just LI trash who will do what he has to in order to get ahead. He’s also a fat pedophile.

Yeah, I've never thought that Joe was inherently evil, but just a trashy piece of shit. Trashy pieces of shit are a dime a dozen, but he's just one that has the added value of delusions of grandeur and social media accounts.

 

[JebJoh]

The only compliments this guy ever gets is when he’s called a violent, card-carrying white supremacist. How about we look for some more good in this guy, eh?

I’ll say that I have some respect for a guy who’s willing to do degrading work like busking at TGI Friday’s to pay for his Chinese guitars. (Will he do it to pay the light bill? Stay tuned.)

It’s also admirable that, as far as we know, Joe has never put a woman in intensive care for more than two weeks through his violence.

Anything else?

The evidence showing that he abuses his (4) kids is downright flimsy to the casual observer

 

[JebJoh]

As much as we make fun of him, he bullied his way into a life of leisure and free promo on a popular radio show for his cover band for years. He didn't do too much with it, but he did have it for a good long while.

Imagine if he used some of that free time to study music and maybe write a song or two? He’d be the famous brother when vh1 comes knocking.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[bumbum8]

He’s playing to empty TGI Friday’s bars three times a week for $25/hour and all the discarded potato skins he can fish out of the trash. I don’t think his life worked out that great.

You're right, but I really was trying my hardest to find something praiseworthy about his life.

 

[Phish]

He taught me a really efficient mode of transportation. I get places like twice as fast these days. Its called “The Joseph Lane”. Outta my way libtards. I gotta kid in the back and shes hungry!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

How about we look for some more good in this guy, eh?

Well, in India, he is a sacred animal, thus worshipped by Hindus.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He’s playing to empty TGI Friday’s bars three times a week for $25/hour and all the discarded potato skins he can fish out of the trash. I don’t think his life worked out that great.

He’d probably make more money if he washed dishes 40 hours per week.