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PowerUser of the Year Award Nominations

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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is probably the guy who makes me howl most consistently, I think he's a fawkin prawblem in real life but he doesn't know where I live so my lawn is safe from his whipped shitties. Probably. Shouldn't have said that. Fuck.
@Torque & Rooster is a fellow member of the Ampersand Boys, and we gotta stick up for each other. Plus he's fawkin hilarious and the Kramer avatar gets my ribs every time.
@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 puts in a lot of work with his threads, keeping Off-Topic moving and asking the tough questions. Also hilarious, having a white rapper here is rib-destroying.
if NoBacon's retraction stands I'd also like to give @Meownaw the nom, I guess trade him for one of my other picks at random.

@HH Brother I'm honored to be included with such luminaries. This is shaping up to be an interesting election. I think feelings will be hurt. Shit, now I want to redo my list... nah, fuck it. Someone else pick Jenna, he deserves it more than I do and that's not ironic.
What a shitty fucking list. Abe belongs though.

P.s.

I think you're really funny and talented, but you SUCK at this.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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What a shitty fucking list. Abe belongs though.

P.s.

I think you're really funny and talented, but you SUCK at this.
Here's my special alternate nomination list, just for you.
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda stays, that's non-negotiable.
@Jenna , because he's both a mover and a shaker.
@johnnynoname is the most understated funnyman around. Kingfish bit is an all-timer.
Maybe I don't get what "Power User" means in this context, and in any case all the most prominent names have already been picked.

P.S.
Thank you, that's very kind. I think you're very funny too, but honestly I get you and Dougie confused sometimes. He's also hilarious.
 
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Here's my special alternate nomination list, just for you.
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda stays, that's non-negotiable.
@Jenna , because he's both a mover and a shaker.
@johnnynoname is the most understated funnyman around. Kingfish bit is an all-timer.
Maybe I don't get what "Power User" means in this context, and in any case all the most prominent names have already been picked.

P.S.
Thank you, that's very kind. I think you're very funny too, but honestly I get you and Dougie confused sometimes. He's also hilarious.
😘
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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A forum member will not win.

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