PowerUser of the Year Award Nominations

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Swap me with Bonnie like a true brothaman.

Nice try with the hate though.

 

[Guest]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda is probably the guy who makes me howl most consistently, I think he's a fawkin prawblem in real life but he doesn't know where I live so my lawn is safe from his whipped shitties. Probably. Shouldn't have said that. Fuck.
@Torque & Rooster is a fellow member of the Ampersand Boys, and we gotta stick up for each other. Plus he's fawkin hilarious and the Kramer avatar gets my ribs every time.
@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 puts in a lot of work with his threads, keeping Off-Topic moving and asking the tough questions. Also hilarious, having a white rapper here is rib-destroying.
if NoBacon's retraction stands I'd also like to give @Meownaw the nom, I guess trade him for one of my other picks at random.

@HH Brother I'm honored to be included with such luminaries. This is shaping up to be an interesting election. I think feelings will be hurt. Shit, now I want to redo my list... nah, fuck it. Someone else pick Jenna, he deserves it more than I do and that's not ironic.

What a shitty fucking list. Abe belongs though.

P.s.

I think you're really funny and talented, but you SUCK at this.

 

[guest]

Nice try with the hate though.

Have a good one.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What a shitty fucking list. Abe belongs though.

P.s.

I think you're really funny and talented, but you SUCK at this.

Here's my special alternate nomination list, just for you.
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda stays, that's non-negotiable.
@Jenna , because he's both a mover and a shaker.
@johnnynoname is the most understated funnyman around. Kingfish bit is an all-timer.
Maybe I don't get what "Power User" means in this context, and in any case all the most prominent names have already been picked.

P.S.
Thank you, that's very kind. I think you're very funny too, but honestly I get you and Dougie confused sometimes. He's also hilarious.

 

[Guest]

Here's my special alternate nomination list, just for you.
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda stays, that's non-negotiable.
@Jenna , because he's both a mover and a shaker.
@johnnynoname is the most understated funnyman around. Kingfish bit is an all-timer.
Maybe I don't get what "Power User" means in this context, and in any case all the most prominent names have already been picked.

P.S.
Thank you, that's very kind. I think you're very funny too, but honestly I get you and Dougie confused sometimes. He's also hilarious.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

@HH Brother for Funster of the Year.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

@Turk February
We're gonna make up this forum in the streets. Don't get hung up in this fourth party bullshit, don't get hung up in peace candidates. We're gonna build it up at the base and we'll knock the motherfuckers who control this thing right on their ass.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

A forum member will not win.

 

[Dog Eater]

@chocolatehellhole for running kid fiddlers off the forum.

@Jenna for being a fat jewish pedo.

@captain_kamala for being a black teen middle aged woman. We are so proud of your accomplishment of being both a woman and having brown skin.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I nominate @ShutYourCakeHorn and I second the motion to remove @Meownaw from the ballot. He needs to learn that words can hurt feelings.

 

[gassers]

I nominate @ShutYourCakeHorn

 

[guest]

Grateful to see my name thrown in the ring (only once though, you traitorous swine.) See you guys in the Let'sGetJennaWhileSimultaneouslyBoostingNoBacon chat. We need to work on that name btw

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I nominate @ShutYourCakeHorn and I second the motion to remove @Meownaw from the ballot. He needs to learn that words can hurt feelings.

Thanks brotherman, it was fun tag-teaming Dougie off the forms together, @gassers is the real power user of 2023.

 

[guest]

This entire thread is nauseating

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This entire thread is nauseating

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Seems like someone is upset they didn't get nominated.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I nominate @Potatopeeler63.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Cuntfucker for his notable contributions to patposting hate

 

[MasterPosHonor]

@a-corsican-pimp