Post jokes only New Yorkers would get.

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Sex in the city? More like two buildings collapsing in the city am I rite. Just joshing Freinds.

Ok I'll call myself a taxi.

Too soon.

 

[RoTheHo69]

If you want a joke let's talk about the city's crumbling infrastructure

language

 

[RoTheHo69]

I refuse to fucking believe 6 people (who have ribbed it so far) got my joke in the OP. I've made similar jokes about her in the past and got no ribs. So why don't one of you explain it to me?

I googled it. She's an ugly cunt with a fat head and a messy hairdo. Whoa big secret don't tell anyone! That reference is not for civilians amiright fellas?

 

[guest]

I googled it. She's an ugly cunt with a fat head and a messy hairdo. Whoa big secret don't tell anyone! That reference is not for civilians amiright fellas?

Again, no, that's not the joke. Bantadant got it

 

[RobertMewler]

Do "phrases only NYers would get" count? "I've got 14th Streetitis" is one.

 

[guest]

Do "phrases only NYers would get" count? "I've got 14th Streetitis" is one.

Hi

 

[RoTheHo69]

Again, no, that's not the joke. Bantadant got it

faaaawk.. Let's take this call, snowaaaaaay..

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Knock knock

Who's There?

9/11

9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You want to meet at Ray's Pizza? You're gonna have to be more specific, pal! Haha, good, clean fun.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Heard of Flushing Queens?

I think it sounds like a good idea

 

[HH Brother]

My bike.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I refuse to fucking believe 6 people (who have ribbed it so far) got my joke in the OP. I've made similar jokes about her in the past and got no ribs. So why don't one of you explain it to me?

leave it alone

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Tim Sink

That's a sinking man's joke right there

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Ayyyy fuggadaboutit. Swiming with da fishes. Bada bing!

WWAWD people in Sopranos comment sections referring to Phil Leotardo or Johnny Sack as just "New York"? "Imagine if New York found out about what Tony said?". That has to be the douchiest thing I've ever seen. It's like they're cosplaying as mobsters.

 

[Dog Eater]

Something something everyone has herpes and is miserable.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sumthin about the Carnegie Deli I dunno I'm just riffing.

You always want to go local for the folks at home. I hear they have the best muzhadell and da gabagool fughettaboutit!

 

[HatRemovalService]

Hey! I’m walking here!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?

 

[Turk February]

New York? More like Jew York.

(If anyone found this joke funny, please be sensitive of context if you decide to repeat it. The term Jew York can have negative connotations in certain situations)

 

[guest]

What's the deal with those old school Greek deli coffee cups? Why do they look like they have the NYPD logo on them? It must be because cops love coffee and donuts, right, team?