Pop Quiz, Atalkers: You are Big Brothered into a House for 30 Days with Pat, and the game is who lasts the longest without wanting out.

[Ladynyahh]

Every interaction I would have with him would be done in his cadence. Yes child. No child. Oh but again baby child. See the problem with that sweetie...it would be amazing. We are playing for money though, right?

 

[DominusOdium]

Are nose plugs against the rules, because that affects my answer.

 

[peckafacce]

If it's "survive 30 days" then why is the game "see who lasts the longest"? Who am I lasting against? Also, no one can last "without wanting out" since by design, none of us want to be there to begin with.

I don't know. I think there are a few people that would genuinely enjoy fucking with Pat for the 30 days

 

[Dont Ban Me Quasi]

I'm fairly confident I could outlast him.

 

[gassers]

I'm fairly confident I could outlast him.

Nigger Jim should be the official host of NPS, comment?

Also why do you carry a full size keyboard with you when you travel?

Your laptop keyboard is not working?

 

[Jenna]

He'd find a little corner of the house and isolate himself. His reaction to Dan - refusing to turn around, refusing to make eye contact, just squealing in terrified rage - that's real life Patrick.

Even if you went out of your way to enter his bedroom and antagonize him, you'd probably just get NPC responses back most of the time. Or he'd spend all day whining to the producers trying to get you kicked off the show. Either way you'd barely notice the timid fat man unless he's going to the bathroom or kitchen.

 

[Rudderman]

Are you kidding? It would me my moral duty to keep both of us there as long as possible for research purposes. A in-depth look into the behavior of the missing link between men and pig

ManBorePig is a myth.

 

[DMbA]

If it's "survive 30 days" then why is the game "see who lasts the longest"? Who am I lasting against? Also, no one can last "without wanting out" since by design, none of us want to be there to begin with.

Think about it

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I don't watch these shows, so I don't know the limits. Would a participant be expelled for pissing on his bed? What about distributing wanted posters around the house with his name and a list of animal sex crimes? A quick "Shut up, stupid" every time he starts talking would be a good bit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Provided I could drink and had my phone I could do that for a year. Believe it or not but I can be extremely annoying to be around for extended periods of time.