Pizza 'connoiseurs' - faggots

[Maybe even kiss you]

It's tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread. Stop pretending you're some fucking specialist gourmand with exquisite taste.

Also, please tell me his "hit list" isn't a bunch of restaurants to visit.

 

[guest]

Portnoy is an obnoxious faggot but pizza has to be one of the most popular foods that is also so hit and miss. When it's great it's the best, when it's mediocre you'll eat it and wish you hadn't 10 minutes later and when it's bad it's unbearable.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Not clicking that video but the pizza in frame looks pretty good.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/cringe-and-fag-overload.24635/

 

[2chapos]

Guy talk maaaaaan.....your man card is revoked maaaaan....it's nuuu yawrk pizza or go fawk ya motha maaaaan ...portnoy stinks

 

[guest]

Barstool is an embarrassment. If you're over 25 and enjoy their frat boy shit, kill yourself.

if you're over 25 without kids and try to create a youtube podcast empire out of an apartment in plymouth, kill yourself.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

if you're over 25 without kids and try to create a youtube podcast empire out of an apartment in plymouth, kill yourself.

Yeah but what if you have a 9/10 wife and are a staunch defender of internet women (but not your own wife)?

 

[guest]

I worked in a pizzeria for 5 years and recommend people with spare time learn how to make pizza dough/sauce. Nothing not even a mom and pop shop beats the freshness. If you git gud then you always have something good to bring to family get togethers. Agree on pizza connoisseurs being faggots

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Not sure if this even needed to be pointed out but Dave portnoys a Jew

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

9/10 wife

Holy shit, I just figured it out. She's 9/10th of a woman, not a 9 out of 10. If that means she's 10% dude/something else or is missing a foot, I couldn't speculate.

 

[UnPRePared]

A connoisseur of any kind of food should be kicked in the cunt - but @McGowan6 and @Hitlerswag420 are right about quality varying.

I've even had pizza in Italy - and fucking there it still went 50/50. The first was way too dry, sauce too sweet, and the cheese was even low quality. This was after a show and I don't think I have ever seen a more disgusted face on Mike (and this was during that infamous run of the tour I've told you lads about); the next place we tried was amazing though - best Margherita style I have ever tasted, almost like they made the sauce as you ordered it.

That all being said, food critics should be shot. And food critic "wannabes" should be waterboarded.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I agree pizza can be hit and miss, but it's not some kind of artform. Usually if you throw grease, fat and salt together it will taste good, in a cheap kind of way. You don't need to go on an eating tour and talk about legendary pizza places.

 

[Jizz]

I agree pizza can be hit and miss, but it's not some kind of artform. Usually if you throw grease, fat and salt together it will taste good, in a cheap kind of way. You don't need to go on an eating tour and talk about legendary pizza places.

I like all kinds of pizza from little ceasers to a slice of good nyc pie! even if it is shitty I can diiiiiiiiiip it in ranch and it's good. #Ruizing

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I worked in a pizzeria for 5 years and recommend people with spare time learn how to make pizza dough/sauce. Nothing not even a mom and pop shop beats the freshness. If you git gud then you always have something good to bring to family get togethers. Agree on pizza connoisseurs being faggots

I wanted to get a job at a local pizzeria just to steal their dough and sauce recipe to make at home.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

 

[johnnynoname]

wait a sec.......is "Pizza Conniseur Faggots" to " white men" what "jogger" is to "black men" on this forum


i see what you're doing OP...

 

[guest]

I wanted to get a job at a local pizzeria just to steal their dough and sauce recipe to make at home.

Just go here for the dough:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.stadlermade.com/pizza-calculator/[/URL]

This sauce recipe is fine, and really they're all mostly the same. It's da freshness that makes it:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/basic-pizza-sauce-recipe-1910490[/URL]

For the tomatoes get whole peeled tomatoes and crush them with your hands until they are the thickness that you want

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was born in a city where pizza and wings is very well regarded as “our” best food. Bad pizza sucks but food reviews are just insanely boring.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It's tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread. Stop pretending you're some fucking specialist gourmand with exquisite taste.

Also, please tell me his "hit list" isn't a bunch of restaurants to visit.

Portnoy’s pretty annoying, but I never got a pretentious gourmand vibe from him at all with these reviews. Some have been entertaining.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He turned the pizza review thing into a pretty original and good bit to be honest witcha.