Pig's episode of Strange Evidence aired last week.

[Meownaw]

20 seconds in a 45 minute episode. famous, child.

Nigga so fat he ate the mouse cursor.

 

[NigelCumia]

He makes it so obvious the "experts" get given scripts and are probably talking about shit they are literally only just learning about. He delivers his lines like he doesn't even understand the words he's reading. Usually when he talks about things he thinks he knows there is a smugness about him that he seems to think will be perceived as charisma or expertise. A speak and spell could give a more dynamic performance.

You're saying a c level sci Fi writer isn't an expert on the movement of wind in the upper atmosphere?

 

[patrick is fat]

I think it’s because he doesn’t have cable anymore. He had some tweet about “cutting the cord” because money is tight / problems at the hovel. He hasn’t even mentioned watching the brewers much since those games are on cable and he has to go to a bar to watch it.

sure but no tweets when it was being made? maybe there was an nda involved. of course in pat's case, that stands for "No, those are just your Delusions Again"

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He’d better never take up acting. Yeesh, calling his delivery wooden is an insult to hard cocks.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

sure but no tweets when it was being made? maybe there was an nda involved. of course in pat's case, that stands for "No, those are just your Delusions Again"

He was afraid to tell people he’s in it in case he gets cut out. He has to see it first and doesn’t have cable. He’s only in it for less than a minute and even he thought he would be cut out because he’s babbling about something he had no clue about.

Also - these shows are watched by so few people you can’t even get Nielsen ratings for the junk he’s been on. These shows are just to fill time and are cheaper to make. Most people don’t even know they have the channel it’s on.

 

[kingship75]

He was maybe a 32 when he was in high school. Even in those skinny fat twink lappening pictures he looks bigger. He's a 40 now or more, no question

Maybe BDA can swing by Pig’s house the next time he visits Milwaukee and ask.

 

[AntSucks]

HOW IS THIS A REAL PERSON?

 

[AntSucks]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SWEATER

And the top he's wearing is also bad.

 

[kingship75]

Not a pound, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has like 4 items he files under "nice clothes for special events" and has been wearing the same shit for at least 6 years.

 

[SicilanBrotherMan]

Where the FUCK are his earlobes?

Earl, we got any earlobes back there? I’m starving.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has like 4 items he files under "nice clothes for special events" and has been wearing the same shit for at least 6 years.

He’s 42 that is unable to dress professionally for a job. That button down collar shirt looks like shit from the chewed up collar. I bet he doesn’t even own dress socks.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

HOW IS THIS A REAL PERSON?

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Are those liquor bottles behind him out of focus? I know they filmed at his house because they didn’t want to pay to put him up in a hotel / airfare.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The spitting image of John Wayne Gacy

 

[guest]

Serious question for any reformed fat fucks on here...is that even recoverable at his age at this point. Obviously he isn't because he's sick in the head and thinks he looks great but say he had the self-awareness and self-discipline to turn his life around tomorrow...would it be doable? Would he have flaps of excess skin hanging off his face or what? Could he get back to looking relatively normal or has he changed his fundamental facial bone structure through eating and drinking?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nikki found "Thors hammer" in Tyrones pants.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Nikki found "Thors hammer" in Tyrones pants.

the thunder are his loud farts

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Serious question for any reformed fat fucks on here...is that even recoverable at his age at this point. Obviously he isn't because he's sick in the head and thinks he looks great but say he had the self-awareness and self-discipline to turn his life around tomorrow...would it be doable? Would he have flaps of excess skin hanging off his face or what? Could he get back to looking relatively normal or has he changed his fundamental facial bone structure through eating and drinking?

You have to want to change. Pats broken brain makes him think that he doesnt make mistakes and that if he changed himself that he would somehow be losing to mystery people he has has an imaginary grudge with. So I think he will be stuck in this loop forever. Even if the trolls disappeared tomorrow. He would find new people to hold a grudge against and be a miserable complainer. Its his happy place.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Could he get back to looking relatively normal or has he changed his fundamental facial bone structure through eating and drinking?

His bone structure didn’t change lol. He just wrapped too many pounds of gristle and fat around them. His skin has now detached such that even if he had bariatric surgery to lose the extra 100lb, he’d have that turkey wattle forever. Not to mention the extra skin he’d have hanging off his belly. He’d need extensive surgery to remove loose skin. Hard to afford such things when you owe Quasi $40k and then some.

 

[guest]

His bone structure didn’t change lol. He just wrapped too many pounds of gristle and fat around them.

That’s a rough 5 years.
I wonder what happened that made rick gain all this weight