- Forum Clout
- 9,443
Vegas is essentially the buffet capital of the country, if not the world.
Anyone else get the idea those two dorks are always hitching a ride on someone else's vacation?
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
Piggy went to Vegas
- Thread starter DanMullen'sRetardedNephew
- Start date
Anyone else get the idea those two dorks are always hitching a ride on someone else's vacation?
- Forum Clout
- 20,897
And replying to texts
- Forum Clout
- 13,694
- Forum Clout
- 20,897
Nine days in Vegas?! Christ, three days there is enough.
- Forum Clout
- 69,276
"Hit me, child".
"You have 20, sir".
"No, child, I don't. Hit me".
"Sir, I sugg-"
"Shhhhhh....shhhhhh...."
*sighs*. "Here you go, sir".
*turns over cards*
"I'm sorry, sir".
"Wrong again, child".
"Sir? The house won, sir. This hand is over".
"No child, it isn't. That's one of your many delusions that you must cling to because you're mentally ill. You didn't listen to what the floor boss said ... and now it gets worse fo-"
*gets tased and beaten to the ground*
"You have 20, sir".
"No, child, I don't. Hit me".
"Sir, I sugg-"
"Shhhhhh....shhhhhh...."
*sighs*. "Here you go, sir".
*turns over cards*
"I'm sorry, sir".
"Wrong again, child".
"Sir? The house won, sir. This hand is over".
"No child, it isn't. That's one of your many delusions that you must cling to because you're mentally ill. You didn't listen to what the floor boss said ... and now it gets worse fo-"
*gets tased and beaten to the ground*
- Forum Clout
- 119,686
Why does his retard wife put up with that? They’re on vacation (from their busy unemployed lives) and he’s still glued to his phone all day every day.
What kind of self respecting woman accepts that behaviour?
- Forum Clout
- 78,777
I’m fully expected the pig to educate everyone on the Hoover dam which he is now an expert on after taking the cheapest guided tour.
Are we sure this isn’t a false pig and he’s there right now? I guess we’ll be able to tell if he stops tweeting and texting back immediately.
G
guest
Guest
I’d guess probably not because we had noticed he hadn’t been in hooligans for a while and people were guessing he may have been banned or was afraid of atalkers. Turns out he just wasn’t around.
- Forum Clout
- 99,764
Linger longer. She's as big an asshole as he is.
- Forum Clout
- 78,777
Good point I forgot about that. Either way the pig is going to provide plenty of material the next few days. Along with plenty of evidence.
- Forum Clout
- 245,513
This is very true, she’s not blind or deaf, she knows her “husband” spends all day tweeting nonsense while not working and being a massive piece of shit. I think she’s just as bad as him (if not worse) but just knows not to behave that way online for all the see since she has that fraud SEO company. Like him she has next to zero friends (except the lesbian one) and from things Pat has bragged about her she sounds like a total asshole which is why she married him. They’re two of the worst people ever.
- Forum Clout
- 245,513
I’ve been to Vegas hundreds of times, not as much as I used to but I’m younger than Pat and just don’t feel the need to go as much. Unless you’re there for a multi-day work convention (a huge chunk of Vegas tourism) a 4-5 day trip is more than enough unless you’ve got a huge bankroll. 9 days is just sad when you’re two gross losers in debt from flyover country. I really think this is some bankruptcy idea and a 9 day Vegas trip is the best way to burn money without having anything to show for it because you can’t seize what you don’t have. Niki already filed for bankruptcy when she was younger so she knows the deal.
- Forum Clout
- 51,331
There’s no way he can top the Costa Rica pics, can he?!
- Forum Clout
- 77,249
Patrick's one true skill is doing dumb things to embarrass himself and documenting it for us. Have faith, the Pigman will provide.
- Forum Clout
- 78,777
I mean that would be retarded (so quite possible) if that was their plan. You can still track bank statements. My guess is it’s one of Mama Robinsons planned vacations for her retard dependents. No out of country trip this year, cause these tards might end up costing her money. They’re not capable of planning anything, let alone all of these trips. It all leads back to Mama Robinson.
- Forum Clout
- 272,443
In between tweets wanting to force nuclear war, here are some pics of my vegas trip.
- Forum Clout
- 245,513
Tons of clubs? Those are bars and lounges Pat. You’re a fat 41 unemployed loser, the last thing you should be talking about are clubs. The actual clubs Vegas is known for are on the strip at the hotels, not Fremont which is known for being where you get cheap drinks in big plastic cups. Pat couldn’t even get into those good clubs because he’s old, doesn’t own any club appropriate attire and can’t dress for shit. At his age and grossness he would need to have at least a button down/suit jacket/nice dress shoes / jeans / pants etc. if you’re not a hot girl to get in. Plus he’s poor and drinks are at least 14- 25 bucks each. Pat’s ugly types aren’t let into actual clubs.
“Walkable”? Fremont main part is I think maybe 4 blocks that they closed off from traffic so you can walk between the cheap casinos like a Midwest rube and look at the lights and people zip lining. Anything outside of that area isn’t that great.
You know what’s right across from Circa? The Plaza where Nana and the compound had their Vegas show. That’s explains 9 days in Vegas, piggy went to the cheaper part and I bet didn’t even make it to the actual strip. Better table games? He means more cheap tables because he’s the last person that should he gambling money.
- Forum Clout
- 7,023
The Engorge
Fatosphere
Felony phone Harrah’sment
Also, who the fuck stays on Freemont Street? Did ya buy a corn husk flower from a vagrant and ride the zipline? People always go to there as a joke because it’s so shitty and dirty. He must look poor to have stayed there for 9 days without getting mugged.
Last edited: