Piggy Vacations

[guest]

They’re not luxury vacations

Bingo. All of their trips are Carnival Cruise tier.

 

[guest]

my neighbor hasn't been able to come up with the $11 she owes me for a week now but has her drug dealer doing deliveries everyday. now i know how quasi feels.

Nice neighbourhood, stupid!

 

[captain_kamala]

Nice neighbourhood, stupid!

i lived in nice neighborhoods when i had the kids, but now that it's just me i prefer the flavor of the ghetto. white people are too uptight. plus i'm really close to the beach.

 

[guest]

You mean him getting gang raped by a group of college kids?

Getting gang raped might be even better than drinking himself to death.

 

[guest]

i lived in nice neighborhoods when i had the kids, but now that it's just me i prefer the flavor of the ghetto. white people are too uptight. plus i'm really close to the beach.

Wypipo crazy, am i right babe?

 

[captain_kamala]

Wypipo crazy, am i right babe?

they are. check out the nextdoor app. mine had people complaining about a teenager walking around bouncing a basketball that's when i knew i had to get the hell out of there.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

my neighbor hasn't been able to come up with the $11 she owes me for a week now but has her drug dealer doing deliveries everyday. now i know how quasi feels.

That's a pretty cheap price to pay for never needing to let them borrow money again
It's like that scene in Bronx Tale but cheaper and blacker

 

[captain_kamala]

That's a pretty cheap price to pay for never needing to let them borrow money again
It's like that scene in Bronx Tale but cheaper and blacker

i lent her $20, she paid me back $8 and according to her math she now owes me $11. i just let it go.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i lent her $20, she paid me back $8 and according to her math she now owes me $11. i just let it go.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I hope his trip ends like ‘Leaving Las Vegas’.

"I came to Las Vegas to eat myself to death."

With his love interest played by Elizabeth I'd-rather-fuck-a-Shoe

 

[Meownaw]

"I came to Las Vegas to eat myself to death."

With his love interest played by Elizabeth I'd-rather-fuck-a-Shoe

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I'm a piggly pear, child.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

they are. check out the nextdoor app. mine had people complaining about a teenager walking around bouncing a basketball that's when i knew i had to get the hell out of there.

Was the teenager black?

 

[EraGodless]

goes right down the strip, past all the big hotels.

Pig is a five year old trapped in the body of a disgustingly ugly, obese, middle age male.

PIG

 

[Nick Gerlips]

,200 mph and the Mexicans will Still put escort flyers on their windshield

They still hand those fucking cards out.