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Piggy is teasing a story about that little incident…

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I'm sure it's because I'm rational and he's not, but let's just play the hypothetical here. Let's say somebody actually did this and the MPD manage to track them down, arrest them, and throw them in jail.

What has he "won"? He's already suffered for 3.5 years, in his own unhinged words. He still owes Quasi 37k. We'll still be here making fun of him. KiwiFarms will still be making fun of him. Is he under the impression that the cops are going to spent countless man hours tracking down rascals who text him and end it with "Don't reply" and he keeps replying? Is his pig brain so twisted that he thinks that catching another unhinged lunatic (if someone really called this in) is just going to stop everyone from laughing at him? Does he really think anyone gives a rats ass either way?

Hypothetically, the MPD arrest a guy tomorrow and he pleads guilty and gets thrown in jail. I'm sure Torque will make his grand announcement on Twitter about how he finally caught one of his atalkers and justice was served. It won't go viral. He'll get a couple hundred likes and a few retweets. Maybe 50 or so comments, most of which are just random people saying something stupid like "Glad you got some relief from the stlakers" or whatever. And down at the end will be BertBertlinson posting the audio of him freaking out or Pat'sBackyardFence asking why he still hasn't fixed it.

The only way he "wins" is to completely ignore everything and live the kind of life that people can't make fun of you for. But that takes effort and he'd rather just fake it on Twitter for dopamine hits.
 
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TorqueFerguson said:
I'm sure it's because I'm rational and he's not, but let's just play the hypothetical here. Let's say somebody actually did this and the MPD manage to track them down, arrest them, and throw them in jail.

What has he "won"? He's already suffered for 3.5 years, in his own unhinged words. He still owes Quasi 37k. We'll still be here making fun of him. KiwiFarms will still be making fun of him. Is he under the impression that the cops are going to spent countless man hours tracking down rascals who text him and end it with "Don't reply" and he keeps replying? Is his pig brain so twisted that he thinks that catching another unhinged lunatic (if someone really called this in) is just going to stop everyone from laughing at him? Does he really think anyone gives a rats ass either way?

Hypothetically, the MPD arrest a guy tomorrow and he pleads guilty and gets thrown in jail. I'm sure Torque will make his grand announcement on Twitter about how he finally caught one of his atalkers and justice was served. It won't go viral. He'll get a couple hundred likes and a few retweets. Maybe 50 or so comments, most of which are just random people saying something stupid like "Glad you got some relief from the stlakers" or whatever. And down at the end will be BertBertlinson posting the audio of him freaking out or Pat'sBackyardFence asking why he still hasn't fixed it.

The only way he "wins" is to completely ignore everything and live the kind of life that people can't make fun of you for. But that takes effort and he'd rather just fake it on Twitter for dopamine hits.
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This is actually an excellent point. So the police track phone records and identify the one retard who swatted him. What happens? We laugh our asses off and call that person a retard, then go back to texting Pat and calling him fat every day. There is a strong legal precedence of swatting, the individual responsible goes to prison, and everyone gets to keep trolling the lolcow with no consequences.
 
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Denny's Cock Taster said:
This is actually an excellent point. So the police track phone records and identify the one retard who swatted him. What happens? We laugh our asses off and call that person a retard, then go back to texting Pat and calling him fat every day. There is a strong legal precedence of swatting, the individual responsible goes to prison, and everyone gets to keep trolling the lolcow with no consequences.
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We still get to see his PECKA!


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TorqueFerguson said:
I'm sure it's because I'm rational and he's not, but let's just play the hypothetical here. Let's say somebody actually did this and the MPD manage to track them down, arrest them, and throw them in jail.

What has he "won"? He's already suffered for 3.5 years, in his own unhinged words. He still owes Quasi 37k. We'll still be here making fun of him. KiwiFarms will still be making fun of him. Is he under the impression that the cops are going to spent countless man hours tracking down rascals who text him and end it with "Don't reply" and he keeps replying? Is his pig brain so twisted that he thinks that catching another unhinged lunatic (if someone really called this in) is just going to stop everyone from laughing at him? Does he really think anyone gives a rats ass either way?

Hypothetically, the MPD arrest a guy tomorrow and he pleads guilty and gets thrown in jail. I'm sure Torque will make his grand announcement on Twitter about how he finally caught one of his atalkers and justice was served. It won't go viral. He'll get a couple hundred likes and a few retweets. Maybe 50 or so comments, most of which are just random people saying something stupid like "Glad you got some relief from the stlakers" or whatever. And down at the end will be BertBertlinson posting the audio of him freaking out or Pat'sBackyardFence asking why he still hasn't fixed it.

The only way he "wins" is to completely ignore everything and live the kind of life that people can't make fun of you for. But that takes effort and he'd rather just fake it on Twitter for dopamine hits.
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His dream that he let slip to Josiah is he gets on national TV as the hero against the evil Canyon. Then he can do a speaking tour, books, have more twitter followers etc.
 
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His dream that he let slip to Josiah is he gets on national TV as the hero against the evil Canyon. Then he can do a speaking tour, books, have more twitter followers etc.
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I mean, of course he does but how does that happen? He gets swaTTed and they get the guy? That happens all the time and the victims don't get a speaking tour or get on national TV. Owen A Forms and KF and whoever else still laugh at him on a daily basis.

His best chance was the lawsuit. If he had somehow gotten a judgement against 60 people then maybe he could have turned it into something. What did he do? Half ass throw together some forum posts and 300 IPs from Liz Eats. I mean Jesus Christ, for all the shit that he claims has happened to him, he listed a John Doe for leaving him a book review that said "Not Good" or "Sucks" or some other mundane shit.

He's a fucking hero in his own head and he just plays that fantasy out every day but in reality he's a fucking fat bum sitting on his ass all day doing nothing at all. He's going through the motions thinking that reality is going to come true but he's not doing a single thing to make it come true. He doesn't seem to know the value of work of any kind. He thought the lawsuit was a slam dunk even though the PigEvidence file showed he had nothing. He thought his court case vs BDA was a slam dunk and again he showed up completely unprepared. It's like he's actually deluded himself into thinking he is the person he pretends to be on the internet and is constantly surprised when his fantasy and reality don't match up.

Also, he's very corpulent and I believe the body cam footage will show that he has a below average penis.
 
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Denny's Cock Taster said:
This is actually an excellent point. So the police track phone records and identify the one retard who swatted him. What happens? We laugh our asses off and call that person a retard, then go back to texting Pat and calling him fat every day. There is a strong legal precedence of swatting, the individual responsible goes to prison, and everyone gets to keep trolling the lolcow with no consequences.
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Rick apparently thinks that if a guy commits a crime, everyone he ever interacts with gets charged.
 
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The best part is the swatting caused him not to sleep, and he wasn’t able to get tickets to watch his beloved FudgePackers get their shit kicked in in London this fall.

I’d like to remind the Prized Piggy what happened to the FudgePackers when they came to the Crescent City week 1 of last season. Saints 38 Green Gay 3.

When Jameis throws 5 TDs on your defense, you suck.

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