Piggy is teasing a story about that little incident…

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Looks like he finally figured out how to spin it his way. Stay tuned, child…

 

[captain_kamala]

nigger

 

[guest]

Can we have a Bingo going on?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The fact that he’s teasing is interesting, if it was real and serious he would just come right out but he’s pulling a Dan.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Guess that “tweet Tor to get me a new contract” isn’t working well

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Is Windhorse Niki’s alt?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Maybe we should break the audio into greatest clips and start posting in his replies now to get ahead of him. Short clips and they can get the idea before he blocks and deletes.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Guess that “tweet Tor to get me a new contract” isn’t working well
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It could, however, be titled 'In the Black Neighborhood'.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Inb4 re-iterating shit for the millionth time and making the thread artificially long just to farm impressions to feed his social media dopamine addiction.

TLDR: "the cult that wants to kill me swatted me!!" + "police bad ACAB" + "cloudflare bad, but not enough for me to host automanic.co somehwere else" + no mention of him feeding the trolls every waking moment of his life + lying about the underlying legal matters "judges bad"

and have a few hundred Hildy-minded retards blindly believe him without looking into the actual facts

 

[Cuphead]

I don't think he found a way to spin it. Just like when it got out all over the place he lost the lolsuit, he knows the footage is out there now and his followers are seeing it so he's forced to confront it. Only thing he will spin is that he will tell them he was an actual tough guy he fought off the evil fascist Trump supporting police.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Hopefully that Bert fella can be in the replies correcTing the record as Pat lies for sympathy.

 

[guest]

Does he realizes he's only explaining this to us? His followers are all autistic tards and just respond "I'm so sorry"

They don't read or analyze.

Keep dancing and oinking for us Pig. I'll be Patposting on your obit page

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet pat is typing it up as we speak and he will break it up into 15 tweets.

 

[Mike Glyer]

nigger

Why haven't you tried to honeypot this asshole yet? He's thirsty as shit for trannies and that rough 40-something chick. Complement his terrible books, agree with his politics and how smart his takes are, DM him a couple of puss pics and you're in.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im praying for

1/ So my wife decided to leave me this week...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Im praying for

1/ So my wife decided to leave me this week...

Be great if he made it seem like they are splitting up but they still love each and are best friends which is always a lie.

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[guest]

I don't think he found a way to spin it. Just like when it got out all over the place he lost the lolsuit, he knows the footage is out there now and his followers are seeing it so he's forced to confront it. Only thing he will spin is that he will tell them he was an actual tough guy he fought off the evil fascist Trump supporting police.

This is exactly going to be his "take". The police, like stlakers don't scare him, he's just worried about each for people. He could just kick ass if need be.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Why haven't you tried to honeypot this asshole yet? He's thirsty as shit for trannies and that rough 40-something chick. Complement his terrible books, agree with his politics and how smart his takes are, DM him a couple of puss pics and you're in.

When Pat eventually shows up at some motel to fuck her we can Chris Hansen him.

 

[guest]

Welllll this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
I'd like to take moment, just oink and squeal
Pepperoni made from children's a delicious meal