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Piggy is stopping in at his local FBI branch tomorrow

TorqueWheeler

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Ugh.

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“So am I”

Go eat and cry some more, you ridiculous faggot.
 
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BoringFaggot

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Jim Cornette frames his most aggressive, virulent death threats.

Patrick S Tomlinson runs crying to the closest authority figure.

It's almost as though Patrick is a pussy little coward bitch or something.
Let's not forget that Russo had a restraining order placed against Corny, which I believe he still sells autographed copies of...

Bro, Patrick is basically Vince Russo, bro.
 

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Let's not forget that Russo had a restraining order placed against Corny, which I believe he still sells autographed copies of...

Bro, Patrick is basically Vince Russo, bro.
I can see that. They're both world class ego maniac narcissists and pathological liars. At least Russo had a modicum of success and influence, made a lot of money, and was WCW Champion.
 

FurBurger

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I hope they arrest him for lying to federal agents. That's an actual felony. You might want to rethink this angle, Rick.
Imagine if the FBI actually took a look at his case - say, the "vandalism" video.

It's a guy wearing Pat's clothes, with Pat's face, body, hair, height and gait; coming from Pat's house (rather than the alley), that's not bothered by Pat's security light and that anticipates the step in Pat's backyard. Worse, he's carrying a flashlight (implying that his eyes haven't adjusted to the darkness after recently being inside). Those last three - plus the fact that the damage was easily and cheaply fixed using common household items - are gonna annoy the FBI's Behavioral Sciences Unit to no end; and I could see it being used to train future agents in what a fake crime looks like.
 

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As far as I know he(Our resident Crack head) is the only person that remotely threatens Patrick.

It would be hilarious if the only brotherman the law moved against was a guy that smokes pills with tinfoil.
I pointed it out in his (hilarious) text thread today. I still think Rick would fuck it up. Rick would delete his side of the texts, FFBL would barely be able to open up his phone he’s so fucked up, and show the judge his side. The judge would ask Rick why is he deleting his side of the texts and why did he lie under oath. FFBL would then OD and the judge would deny the RO on him because Rick also threatened him. Rick is 100% his own worst enemy. Also, he couldn’t make it far enough to hurt Rick if he lived in the other half of the hovel. I don’t want him to, because it’s been my favorite bit since he started with the videos he’d send Rick but, motherfucker needs to clean up.
 
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