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Pat has grown up spending his weekends playing cards and board games with his parents and their friends. So a table of older people that he can "wow" with his progressive takes are where he feels at home.
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A small example being the telephone. It was intended to be a limited-use tool to get in touch with a doctor or whatever. Instead it became mostly a means of socializing.
He is also from a place that is like 10 years behind so what he thinks is edgy/progressive thought is just another tuesday on either coast.Whenever he posts this "I am very deep/smart" nonsense it is quite clear that Pat never went to college. This shit is freshman-level philosophizing that gets drilled right out of you if you're paying any attention in your sophomore year and beyond.
Heck, even with traditional Christianity, Mormonism started about 200 years ago and Scientology began in the 1950s. We'll always have these new (wacky) belief systems popping up so long as people respond to them.I hate to be THAT GUY but Patrick is a bit of an obnoxious asshole. Also fat.
Humans fundamentally need stories. That's how cultures almost universally develop supernatural beliefs. He worships Captain America but can't see parallels between characters like that and religious figures. Would Jesus reappear (I know, that's his bit) if you ditched Christianity for a thousand years? Assuming you don't believe in his specific divinity, he wouldn't, but another similar religious figure easily could.
I've been a quiet atheist my whole life. Don't generally bring it up cuz fucking why. Only an intolerable narcissist cunt acts like that makes them enlightened or superior.I'm not in the least bit religious but insufferable cunts like Pat and Laura Rich are why I'll never call myself an atheist. Burn in hell, pig.
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