Piggy drunkenly mistypes and disconnects his gas and electric

[RickReternal]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He totally panicked. Who needs swatting when these types of bits are where the gold is?

 

[Turd]

Corn?! With mutha fuckin breakfast? SMH

 

[Turk February]

come on, you guys are fucking with me

 

[1073waaf]

Yo is this nigga retarded? If so god b wit him no bs.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

This fell too far from the top and I almost missed it so pardon the faggotry but, BUMP.

I had completely missed this so thank you for your service. It's a fucking gem.

 

[Jenna]

Awww, you had him tricked and then immediately blew the bit. Give him a day or two to panic call the energy company before realizing he's been had.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Awww, you had him tricked and then immediately blew the bit. Give him a day or two to panic call the energy company before realizing he's been had.

Seriously. I'm very disappointed in you, OP. I did laugh my balls off at his panicked reaction though. But do better, atalker.

 

[Turk February]

Oh, i forgot the eggs

come on, you guys are fucking with me

In case anyone thinks I'm making, like, a Chip joke where I'm being as gross as possible for the sake of being gross, no, this is a very real thing

edit : For the second time this year, I opened the wrong tab and posted a comment in the wrong thread. I am deeply sorry. But it will remain here anyways.

 

[RickReternal]

Seriously. I'm very disappointed in you, OP. I did laugh my balls off at the reaction though. But do better, atalker.

I can see both sides. I am awaiting contact from We Energies media about the NBC News article and pestery that gets a crazed pig on the phone to their customer service *might* make WE less likely to correcT the record.

Comme ci, comme ca…immediate Pig misery or delayed pig misery…can’t lose.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

NOoO STAHPPP

You fucking queen

 

[EraGodless]

Sometimes I wonder how he even got a 1.2.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Did you have something funny in the chamber if he'd actually typed cancel? I have a deep interest in the craft of comedy.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Did you have something funny in the chamber of he'd actually typed cancel? I have a deep interest in the craft of comedy.

He did type cancel. It was cancel to confirm the cancellation. Genius.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He did type cancel. It was cancel to confirm the cancellation. Genius.

Well I'm as smart as Pat ain't I? Not as fat though

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

“NO
STOP”

Fucking ribs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Do you think he reads these threads where he clearly demonstrates he’s a PSR (Pants Shitting Retard), and just starts shaking with rage?

 

[bovinebrain]

Awww, you had him tricked and then immediately blew the bit. Give him a day or two to panic call the energy company before realizing he's been had.

I like to imagine that the first thing he’s gonna do is start dialing the electric company, so I’d rather call him a dumb pig right to his face before he gets the chance to find out and block.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Do you think he reads these threads where he clearly demonstrates he’s a PSR (Pants Shitting Retard), and just starts shaking with rage?

He reads every thread in litcrit. Hi fatty!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Do you think he reads these threads where he clearly demonstrates he’s a PSR (Pants Shitting Retard), and just starts shaking with rage?

Why do you think he looks like a waddling tomato?