Piggy drones on about nonsense, ends up insulting a bunch of Eagles fans

[BoringFaggot]

His favorite bar is called Hooligans, yet that fat cunt seems to have no idea about soccer hooligans, who are probably the most obnoxious sports fans on Earth...

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I don’t know what bars he was in to watch soccer, and I highly doubt he watched “a LOT” of qualifying at all considering at most there were 3 games he could have watched, but locals go absolutely batshit crazy about their national team and even local teams. If he watched a game and nobody cheered, he was probably at a gringo tourist bar. He could have went to a restaurant or bar when Saprissa was playing, let alone the national team, and he could have seen the whole place erupt when their team scored. He is a big fat ignoramus.

I know you've said you lived there for a few years. In every bar they've been everythign is exclusively in English. Does the whole country feel like Cancun at this point?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that he cries that Philly fans are “shit talkers” like he doesn’t realize every team talks shit. It’s like he’s never met a black person. He’s also proudly yelled (well, claimed to have, I doubt he actually did) BEARS SUCK in a Chicago bar wearing his packers hat. Pat is the fakest sports fan to really think every team doesn’t have asshole fans. Just look up domestic violence case in sports cities after a loss. I live near Washington Redskins fans and guess what? They still call them the Redskins and always will, isn’t that a big problem Pat? Why so silent, pig?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I like that he cries that Philly fans are “shit talkers” like he doesn’t realize every team talks shit. It’s like he’s never met a black person.

Isn't being a shit talker his entire Twitter persona?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He is such an annoying faggot. He is always starting fights with people, how dare he act like we are the crazy ones. Fat Pig personified over here just can't help himself.


Patrick Sean Tomlinson - Kiwi Farms

That's because he tweets these "witty" observations trying to get retweets and clout. Then when all he ends up getting is mockery it offends his piggy sense of importance. Because Garrison Cake-ler over here lacks an interesting voice or any kind of charm.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I was raped by a Milwaukee fan during one of their victories. So it makes me mad that Patrick is not trying to get his community to do better #metoo

 

[Will Tate]

That's because he tweets these "witty" observations trying to get retweets and clout. Then when all he ends up getting is mockery it offends his piggy sense of importance. Because Garrison Cake-ler over here lacks an interesting voice or any kind of charm.

Garrison Keel Over and Die of a Heart Attack Already.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Garrison Keel Over and Die of a Heart Attack Already.

Lake Daughterbegon
Where all the kids' BMIs are above average

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There was a murder case recently in Philly that involved sports fans getting into an argument at Pats Steaks. No Eagles fans were involved, it was soccer fans from NY who came to PA to see NY play the Philadelphia Union. All the people involved were Hispanic and from NY beating someone to death over soccer. But sure, it’s football fans that are the worst, they yell mean things!

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I know you've said you lived there for a few years. In every bar they've been everythign is exclusively in English. Does the whole country feel like Cancun at this point?

The bigger coastal towns are pretty gringo’d out, especially during the dry season. Plenty of expats kicking around down there too so English is fairly common at the more mainstream, Americanized establishments. The northwest area where Fatty is staying is especially loaded with fat tourists who think a monkey running down a power line is the height of eco touring.

But there are plenty of places to go and get immersed in the local culture or to go see truly unique places if Pat had any inclination to not be in “Milwaukee South”. But he just wanted his fatty ice cream, basic bitch beaches, and disgusting catamaran tour with other broke ass tourists.

So far no volcano trips, cloud forest hikes, snorkelling, fishing, rare animal spotting, or anything of the like for Fats. Just a 5 foot zip line and ice cream at a roadside stop.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Pat's judging soccer as being lame and boring because Costa Rica wasn't hyped?

World Football / Soccer Rankings

thepowerrank.com

Here are the nations of the world ranked by how good their national teams are at soccer. Costa Rica is 56th. Below Slovenia, Ivory Coast, and Northern Ireland, but above Burkina Faso, Iraq, and Israel.

I'm a casual soccer fan myself, and even I can tell you Messi is from Argentina, Neymar is from Brazil. Go watch a national soccer match in those countries and see how uninterested the people are.

 

[sShenaniganz]

I like that he cries that Philly fans are “shit talkers” like he doesn’t realize every team talks shit. It’s like he’s never met a black person. He’s also proudly yelled (well, claimed to have, I doubt he actually did) BEARS SUCK in a Chicago bar wearing his packers hat. Pat is the fakest sports fan to really think every team doesn’t have asshole fans. Just look up domestic violence case in sports cities after a loss. I live near Washington Redskins fans and guess what? They still call them the Redskins and always will, isn’t that a big problem Pat? Why so silent, pig?

I didn't realize the Redskins were based in Milwaukee

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I didn't realize the Redskins were based in Milwaukee

There was an NBA team in Sheboygan called the Redskins...close enough.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d pay for Pat to go to a Packers-Eagles game in Philly. Just the thought of him not even making it to the stadium because he got his face bashed in for wearing that cheese Dick jersey in Philly makes me smile.

Or he makes it in someone goes ahead and vomits on him for being a Packers fan. It’s truly amazing.

They'd probably spend the entire game letting him know he's fat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Man that snowball thing is what guys like Skip Bayless bring up when they have nothing else to talk about on their fake contrived talk shows. They act like jolly old St Nick was spreading cheer and was just attacked at complete random.
No, the team was 2-11, it was the last game of the year and the fans were disgruntled. The team completely fails to read the room and sends a rail thin 20 year old dressed as Santa, who was visibly wasted. It was a mockery and so they chucked snowballs at him. The guy was being a jerkoff about it too and taunting the crowd. Overall though, the kid didnt take it personally and was a good sport about it. It was a rather wholesome, quaint moment, and back in the 60s something like that couldve happened just about anywhere. “Snowballs At Santa” is just an easy reference for journalists who have zero thoughts of their own on the city and need to fill up wordspace.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Also the “fans ate horse shit” is a lie, it was one drunk who was beyond fucked up. He’s acting like he’s shocked people do stupid things while drunk yet brags that he’s a big tough bar fighter which is just as stupid and nothing to be proud of.

A cavs fan did it a few years earlier

 

[guest]

What a fucking cunt. Nice life, stupid.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

In 1968, the Eagles (((owner))) was broke as fuck and had to sell to some other (((rich guy))) just to keep the team afloat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

This is how they feel about your little observation. Piggy.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

First of all, he was not told more than once that "Americans are animals", even though that statement is true, people wouldn't inform tourists that they rely on to feed their families that they think that. He's lying to sound more cultured and has to resort to shitting on his own country again, the country that allows him to lay about tweeting all day.

Secondly, the fat pig has absolutely no clue about the hooliganism and ultra culture that is ingrained into football (soccer), football fans in Europe, South America & the Middle East are much, much more violent than NFL fans. A lot of football clubs in Europe for example represent not only their local communities but certain ideologies and religions, there are clubs that historically have ties to fascism, communism etc.. and their supporters tend to keep traditions going.

I would love pig to go to a Celtic/Rangers match and start running his bass mouth off, or go to a Lazio/Roma match, sit next to the Lazio fans and start calling them all little nazi childs. Watching him get his fat gammon head kicked in by 20-30 drunk scumbags would be orgasmic.