Piggy drones on about nonsense, ends up insulting a bunch of Eagles fans

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Imagine if he never insulted Norm, this is what his twitter would look like. Still getting in stupid fights with people, just not us. He starts by tweeting out some shit nobody cares about.

He continues for his tens of fans.

So he's insulted fans of the Eagles. Apparently they attacked Santa one year? Despite what Resto thinks, not everyone here is from the US, so I have no idea what he's talking about. He does get the attention of a few Philly fans.

What a dumb cunt. It's not just us Pat, anyone exposed to you for more than a minute end up fucking hating you. He insults them again for eating horse shit?

Imagine abandoning your daughter and threatening to kill your ex-wife, and still thinking that you have the right to judge anyone else.

Philly fans start to fight back.

 

[UnPRePared]

Winning friends and influencing no one.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He's just bitter because he'd have to sell his motorcycle if he wanted to go to an Eagles game.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's remarkably stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The "Santa" shit is so hack at this point. It's something you bring up when you don't know shit about Philly.

 

[cliveowen]

This feels like something he was working on for his stand up act

 

[guest]

This feels like something he was working on for his stand up act

He's workshopping his Philly material.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d pay for Pat to go to a Packers-Eagles game in Philly. Just the thought of him not even making it to the stadium because he got his face bashed in for wearing that cheese Dick jersey in Philly makes me smile.

Or he makes it in someone goes ahead and vomits on him for being a Packers fan. It’s truly amazing.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Remember how his shit town basically ran Lew Alcindor out on a rail? Or how they ate Korean kids and left the remains in a refrigerator? Or how its most famous resident is a fake character.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Remember how his shit town basically ran Lew Alcindor out on a rail? Or how they ate Korean kids and left the remains in a refrigerator? Or how its most famous resident is a fake character.

Oscar Robertson left pretty quick too.

 

[Mike Glyer]

"It really was not." It was 1968, fat asshole. Do your remedial-level math, uneducated fat fuck.

Also, it was a shitty, thin Santa Claus and they were snowballs for Christ's sake. This was, and is, one of the least notably shitty things Philadelphia residents have done.

Come to town and talk some shit you fat closet case.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Cheering when Michael Irvin looked like he might be paralyzed was pretty funny

 

[TomFromNawlins]

What does special little atheist boy care about disrespecting Santa on Christmas? Neither of those mean anything.

 

[Opesterino]

He is such an annoying faggot. He is always starting fights with people, how dare he act like we are the crazy ones. Fat Pig personified over here just can't help himself.

I would love the chance to look into all the supposed threats and acts of violence he was on the receiving end of before he crossed paths with us. Patrick S Tomlinson has been a crybully for a lot longer than we knew him and he is only fulfilling his own self fulfilling prophecy.

edit - TYFYS Dee Bulter for doing your part in exposing my type of scumbag Patrick S Tomlinson is to the masses. I am sure anyone who clicks that link will be in for a rude piggy awakening.

Patrick Sean Tomlinson - Kiwi Farms

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is why he avoids any actual sports talk. He barely knows the basics and even then gets called out. The Santa snowball shit is so fucking hack and as pointed out happened 50 years ago. There’s asshole fans at every stadium, couple years ago a couple dodgers fan beat a giants fan to near death and gave him brain damage just for being a giants fan at a dodger game. Drop the “durrrr Philly is the worst” hack material, pig. Gonna pretend bears and packers fans haven’t assaulted each other over the years? Raiders fans well-behaves? It shows he knows the bare minimum about sports.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also the “fans ate horse shit” is a lie, it was one drunk who was beyond fucked up. He’s acting like he’s shocked people do stupid things while drunk yet brags that he’s a big tough bar fighter which is just as stupid and nothing to be proud of.

 

[stealthygeek]

Reminder: Rick once autistically lashed out at a tranny because xhey dared to say that philly sportz fanz were actually starting to grow on them. Wasn't even a real compliment, it was backhanded and acknowledged their reputation but this Patrick guy doesn't pick up on nuance.. almost like he's autistic or something.

Patty then went on to subtweet them and played up his special popular victim act only to have the tranny show up and shit on him. Once his Ally status was in jeopardy, Pat decided to go on damage control and issue a groveling apology.

The fake humility at the end is disgusting. Your unwillingness to take an L just racked up over $100k in legal fees for a lawsuit that you lost in epic fashion, Rick. I don't care if someone else is footing the bill, that's still the behavior of a child with no concept of how the real world works. You're also fat and everybody knows you abandoned your daughter.

 

[guest]

There was something called Football War pretty much next to Costa Rica tho. Like over thousand people died.
Final straw for 90s war in Balkans was a football match between Serbs and Croats.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I don’t know what bars he was in to watch soccer, and I highly doubt he watched “a LOT” of qualifying at all considering at most there were 3 games he could have watched, but locals go absolutely batshit crazy about their national team and even local teams. If he watched a game and nobody cheered, he was probably at a gringo tourist bar. He could have went to a restaurant or bar when Saprissa was playing, let alone the national team, and he could have seen the whole place erupt when their team scored. He is a big fat ignoramus.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Hmm for a guy who writes science fiction books and loves super heros, he sure does know a lot about cars and football! He's like a sneaky nerd or something.