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You wear your motorcycle jacket in the bar in August?
Nice fat sweaty larp-tard lie, stupid.
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You wear your motorcycle jacket in the bar in August?
Some young guys were probably having a good time near his stool and maybe were a little bit loud. Annoyed by the existence of well-adjusted fit men, Pat imagined going over there and telling them to shut up, and then sullenly tweeted this instead."Pro tip for college bros - if you absolutely must pick a barfight, the 5'7", 360 lb dude wheezing heavily at the other end of the bar, farting loudly while staring unblinkingly into his phone screen, in an ill-fitting, belly exposing Captain America shirt isn't your go to"
I do love Pat's obsessive hang up about "college bros". It really does say so much about him.
fatrick is the 5'7 380lb dude wheezing heavily.Some young guys were probably having a good time near his stool and maybe were a little bit loud. Annoyed by the existence of well-adjusted fit men, Pat imagined going over there and telling them to shut up, and then sullenly tweeted this instead.
He probably doesn't have one. What would he put in it?His wallet is about to lose weight.
Kohls gift cards and a Robin Yount baseball cardHe probably doesn't have one. What would he put in it?
One of the things that made me stop doing drugs was that I would make Patrick-style social media posts.I’m convinced he has the most extreme case of autism I’ve ever seen. Why the hell would you tell a complete stranger you take medication for Blood Pressure? Seriously, they need to use his face instead of that puzzle piece for autism awareness.
He’s always angry about “college bros” yet continues to hang out in bars frequented by college kids when he’s in his 40s. Also why mention a reinforced motorcycle jacket? Oh right, he needs to let Internet strangers know he’s a big tough STRAIGHT guy that does MANLY things like drink beer, work out, watch football and ride motorcycles! No over compensation here…
He was bitching about the steam room not being open in his last gym selfie. Crying over a steam room means you’ve NEVER hit the gym hard and his workouts have been him walking around, standing in place to look at his phone, then leaving thinking he accomplished something."back to hitting the gym hard."
If you say so, fatass. It's clear by looking through years of pictures that he's never "hit the gym hard," ever. And whatever happened to the home gym? That should have been adequate* to keep off extra weight for the last few months.
"The doctor told me to open up and say oink!"--Norm
*adequate, Patrick. It means good enough.
He was bitching about the steam room not being open in his last gym selfie. Crying over a steam room means you’ve NEVER hit the gym hard and his workouts have been him walking around, standing in place to look at his phone, then leaving thinking he accomplished something.
I used to work with this fat idiot who joined a LA Fitness type gym and bragged about how he was going to get in great shape and be a big powerhouse muscle guy. His workouts were him sitting in the pool (not even swimming), waking around, using the steam room, and tanning. As you can imagine he only got fatter.
That jersey was also one of the gimmick Spanish ones that all end up in the 75% off clearance bin because the real fans don’t buy those. Patty can’t afford a real jersey because he’s poor, child.Pat's gotten so fat he can't even button up that stupid Brewer's baseball jersey. That jersey was already an XL too.
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