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Since Patrick is an unemployed loser who sits alone all day on a couch going to the doctor is a big deal for him. For once he ACTUALLY has to be somewhere at a certain time and he gets to feel like a grown up. For a short time he gets to be able to relate to other adults for doing an adult thing. It’s like seniors on Medicaid that go to the doctor since they’re lonely and it’s someone to talk to.Know who else likes to tell complete strangers about something as mundane as a routine Doctor's appointment? Real life actual children, Patrick.
I’m convinced he has the most extreme case of autism I’ve ever seen. Why the hell would you tell a complete stranger you take medication for Blood Pressure? Seriously, they need to use his face instead of that puzzle piece for autism awareness.
Pat with a puzzle piece head makes me giggle.I’m convinced he has the most extreme case of autism I’ve ever seen. Why the hell would you tell a complete stranger you take medication for Blood Pressure? Seriously, they need to use his face instead of that puzzle piece for autism awareness.
He wasn’t quite college material, so he has to jealously tweet about college bros since you know they are college material"Pro tip for college bros - if you absolutely must pick a barfight, the 5'7", 360 lb dude wheezing heavily at the other end of the bar, farting loudly while staring unblinkingly into his phone screen, in an ill-fitting, belly exposing Captain America shirt isn't your go to"
I do love Pat's obsessive hang up about "college bros". It really does say so much about him.
This is four years ago, yet he claims these exact vitals on Atrictly Atalking. Jamie, bring up that side by side of Pat wearing the same Brewers outfit several years ago and wearing it a few months ago:
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